Just Randomly Funny Stuff
Some of its my original shit, some of it I just randomly found, some of it I seen from friends.
Jokes Found Online
Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend
to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their
team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
Random Funny Chat Quotes
OpethLife: I wear a little sailor suit and dance to "pop goes the weisel"before dusty spanks me for an hour and a half with a sack willed with rancid octopus...
AJ: Erez makes baby jesus cry to..he wont stop touching him...
Me: lmao
Me: is baby Jesus a 12 year old girl?
Ian: and I got some sex in the car on the way home from the gym :-D:-D
Me: cool
Ian: yes
Me: your boyfriend must be a freak
Ian: yes it is
Me: talk to you later man
Ian: no
Ian: he is not
Me: she treatens to kill herself if the wind blows
Carlos: I like playing with myself
Graff: *smokes a cigar and shuffles cards* who am I dealing in ;-)
Dust: no one, you cracker-ass bitch.
Kris: Reno sucks, its like diet Vegas.
Kris: Reno is like hanging out with Appy when you should be corn holeing Willy.
Dan: be quiet, else i will rape you erez style
Dan: erez style is, rape then denile
Dust: pffft
Dust: you cant rape me "erez style"
Dust: im not under 13 years of age.
Mel: brb i just made a mess
Me: im sorry Mel
Me: I thought you could handle me talking dirty...
Dust: Steve jizzing on an underage girl's face besides Dani WRONG
Carlos: after...I start driving tomorrow, WOOO
Kris: Driveing a go cart??? A horse and buggy??? A hover craft to get your other people over from your homeland???
Rhian: this chat is giving me epilepsy
Some Girl: Chris daniel hit me and said he wanted to fuck you.and no i told them id brb. See i told you id talk to you.
Some Girl: sorry wrong thingy
Al: jeez man, calm down, it's only a title that can be changed in a snap, it's not like we're drawing a penis on your forehead with a marker
Goodlookin2052: Alaska is in Canada.
HardcoreHarry247: and africa is in new york
TheGameEpisode2: each time Fusion tries to insult people
TheGameEpisode2: I die a little bit inside