The Creepy times

The Creepy Times: By Rahul Alvares

Dearest Creepies,

This was a double volume I told you so!
I've had quite some responses to my movie The Bushmaster. Critics who have watched it have complained that there were too many bike scenes and not enough snakes in it. Some have even complained that the heavy metal soundtracks were not the most suitable.

On the positive side many people loved the scene of the python swallowing the rat; and in fact some of the people suggested that I should be nominated for an award from National Geographic for that particular scene.

By the way I forgot to mention that supermodel Vasco Shiva Gavas also features in the film as a celebrity guest. Here acting was very much acclaimed by here fans and Airconditioners. Critics also agreed that here squeals and screams, while I rescued a snake from my own house, sounded very authentic.

By the way we now also have a censored version for young children and T.V channels who might be disturbed or frightened by the ‘python attacking the rat' scene! Both versions are included on the same CD.

           If you haven't yet placed your order for the CD, do so soon. I am on my way to the post office to post all the orders in one go.

As a reminder; I am prepared to include, in E-book format, my two books - Free From School (price 100) and, The Call of the Snake (price 110) – and a ‘How to handle snakes' manuscript that I worked on for Maneka Gandhi years ago along with the movie all for the price of a mere 100 rupees.

Drop me a mail if you are interested!

In my life I've had many different hairstyles and beards. In celebration of the Creepy Times anniversary I have decided to included pictures of the different faces I've carried around over the years.

There were too many photographs for one issue. This issue covers the remaining set!

The Learned Scholar from Kerala look!                  Wolverine  (X-men inspired)           



Punk


Angry Muslim???


The hansome man look                                  After the lawnmower had attacked the same handsome man.



Hitler then swore revenge on the lawnmower.



Year 2005 Nov; The latest in the line; Blue Eyes!!!


 

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