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SMS Liners

You are reading this page as a personal decision. - Rahul

Every Night you come in my dreams, just YOU and I find myself shoutingout your name
GHOST ! GHOST ! GHOST !
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It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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How a marathi boy would tease a girl named shvanthi ? he would say 72 82 89 99 ...
like shvanti tu, yeti tu ? yeti nai ? nai t nai !!
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pls turn ur mobile
upside down now!!
37OHSSV O773H
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Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ...
Now read without the word dog.
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About 45 pounds!!
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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
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Doing business with you is like wearing a condom, it
gives one a feeling of faith & security while getting screwed.
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Dictionary is the only place where death comes before life,
success comes before work
and divorce comes before marriage
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Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense??? ..........
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........huh!!!
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Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this
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S.e.x is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE�
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
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The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me? ----

Thats the collection till 6:47 PM 12/7/2002,
if you gents/ladies wanna add to this collection,
mail me with subject as sms at [email protected]