ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.

somu : public member or private?

ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!!

what could be wrong?

somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the

software.

PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on

this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?

Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me

whether its pass by value or pass by reference..

PS : ???!!!

ramu: i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to

me is a software engineer...

somu: how do u say that?

ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my home

address!

ramu: hey... I heard that u going to sue Bjarne

Stroustrup.. what happened...?

somu: I was reeading his book aloud...and it said:

"All friends have access to private parts.."

Next day my wife divorced me....

ramu: shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the

next cabin must be a farmer before ...

somu: How do u know...?

ramu: he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate

the bit fields..!!

computer: File not found.. Will an hacksaw do?

SW Engg : ^??!!

computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress

the files!

computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive

to enhance the performance of Search Engine.

ramu: why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?

somu: it seems, he asked one of them that whether

"vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!

ramu: Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..

somu: How do u say that?

ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++

next to Arabin Sea.

ramu: Hey.... whats time now?

somu: System time or local time...??

ramu: Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!

somu: may be, its internal buses are on strike..check out!

ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have

heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus.

Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?

somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.

geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..

seetha : how do u say that?

geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!

ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got

everything... The Developer Studio can really

do magic...

umesh : Can we use that to develope the photo-negatives?

ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often with

a cloth?

somu : clear command is not working properly for my

terminal. thats why?

babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is

compatible with computer... but its audio

portion is not at all working :-(

gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???

vani : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..

soni : right shift or left shift??

kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?

ponnamma : u mean recipe..?

ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my

landlord yaar.

He's harassing me too much.

somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......

vanish: Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a cover

into the floppy drive?

bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!

Software DT in Heaven:

ramu : hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell today... it says

mail "demon" not running...

somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not

reachable" and bouncs back!