The Ramble Room…Gundam Style!
B.O.T.L.A:
(walks into room) Hey everybody!Duo: (looks up from Color GameBoy) Whazzzzzzzzzup!?!?
Wufei: (sighs) Oh no – not another `Whazzzup freak!
Mouse: (comes in behind B.O.T.L.A) Hi peoples
Heero: (grumbles to himself) Morons…
Trowa: Hey, who are ya callin’ a moron!?!
Heero: (hands on hips) Duo, of course!
Duo: Hey!
Mouse: Shut up!!!!
All: (silence)
Mouse: That’s better ^_~
Quatre: (comes down stairs) Hey, what’re ya doin’ at my house?
Trowa: (laughs) We aren’t at y’re house, silly. Y’re in the Ramble Room, of course!
Quatre: Oh…
Wufei: What’s a Ramble Room?
Heero: Moron…
(B.O.T.L.A mumbles something under breath and Wing Zero appears out of no where and carries Heero off)
Quatre: (looks utterly bewildered) Hey, man, where’d Zero come from!? I thought it was destroyed. Weird…
B.O.T.L.A: (looks innocent) I dunno ^_~ (Clears throat noisily and turns to Wufei) A Ramble Room is a place I created for all of us to just hang out and talk
Mouse: Nope, y’re wrong there, Dark Angel!
B.O.T.L.A: What d’ya mean I’m wrong? (pauses) AND DON’T CALL ME DARK ANGEL!!!!!
Mouse: (lol) Okayday…Dark Angel ^_^
(B.O.T.L.A throws nuculear bomb at Mouse; Mouse dodges nuculear bomb; bomb blows up Heero, who has escaped from Wing Zero and is walking through door)
Heero: (coughs) Itai… (falls over and lands on face with thud)
Wufei: That was very dishonorable…
Mouse: Oh, shut the f**k up with that damn `honor’ shit of yours. And y’re still wrong, B.O.T.L.A
B.O.T.L.A: (sighs) About what, Mouse?
Mouse: You said that we’re supposed to talk in the Ramble Room (points finger at Duo, who is sprawled out on couch, fats asleep) He’s not talkin’, now is he?
Wufei: She’s got ya there, B.O.T.L.A
B.O.T.L.A: (walks over to Duo) Hey… (pokes his head) Hey… (pokes more forcefully) Heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Duo: (snors and drool rolls down cheek)
Time-Commander: (appears out of thin-air) What’s up with Duo?
(Heero finally stops being a radio-active, green-glowing, human lamp and walks across room and is about to answer to Time, when he steps on Duo’s drool – which is pooling on floor – and slides across room and smashes into brick wall)
B.O.T.L.A: (turns to Time) Duo won’t wake up
(Time walks over to Duo and gives him big shock with magic. Duo jumps so high that he gets head stuck in ceiling)
Duo: (voice is muffled) Mwhghoimomh?!?!
Time: Oops…
B.O.T.L.A: (!!!!) Hey, Time, y’re gonna have to pay for that, ya know
Duo: (kicks legs in futil attempt to free himself) Melp me! Melp me!
Heero: (gets up and brushes self off) I like him that way – you can barely hear what he’s saying. It’s so quiet now
Duo: My meard mat!!
Heero: See?
(Suddenly, large beam falls from out of no where, land on Heero and squashes him)
Mouse: (hands on hips) B.O.T.L.A !!!
B.O.T.L.A: (sitting up in rafters trying to hide saw behind back) I had nothin’ to do with it!
Wufei: (bends down to examine remains of Heero) Man, he’s got sucky luck
Heero: (leg twiches spasmodically)
Wing-Goddess-Zero: (appears out of no where)
B.O.T.LA: (looks at Time and Goddess) Man, you guys must show me how to do that!!!
Goddess: Okay. But first, I just have to get something out of my system (turns and blows Heero into the after life)
Treize: Ahhhhhhhhh!!! GET OUT !!!!
All: (!!!!)
Goddess: It just looked like soooo much fun, I had to try it. I hate Heero Yuy. He’s a bum
B.O.T.L.A: You’re strange
Goddess: But…but you did it
B.O.T.L.A: Yeah, but I didn’t completely destroy him. Now we’re gonna get sued by the Gundam Wing creators!
Goddess: Oh, crap…
The End…Or Is It?