~Page Two~



RAGNARR:

"I'm a old Hordesmaaaaan ... from Gryphonwald laaaaand...!"

Hey! What the...?

Fionn, look at that tree over there! Looks like it's pointing a camera at us or something! Weird, huh?



FIONNGHUALA:

(facepalm)






...Darth Maul eventually knocks Ragnobi into a bottomless shaft, with Ragnobi losing his sword as he's forced to grab hold of a small pipe on the wall. The marshal-in-charge then calls a brief hold.

When the marshal signals for the fight to resume, Ragnobi does a wicked kewl acrobatic jump, snatches up a nearby sword while in mid flight, and cuts a dumbfounded Maul in two as he lands!

"Ha! Call THAT shot 'light,' you dick!"


Gryphonwald officers negotiate a hall rental date at the Edison Moose lodge. How could they ever possibly refuse us?





Meanwhile in ancient Greece, me and a few of da boyz get ready to welcome some visiting Persians!





[Fionn: "Yes, Ragnarr was in a sword-and-sandle movie once.

"Don't look, children; 'cause it was bad. REAL bad."]







Oops! Not only did I forget my helmet, but the dude on horseback with the javelin is about to remind me of it!


[Fionn: "Oh NOEZ!" :::cringe:::]










Greeks on the march!









Portrait of when Gryphonwald becomes a kingdom someday!










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