Materials
(1)-person you hate who has a car
(1)-container of liquid nitrogen (try a science shop, or Edmund Scientific, mentioned in several places in this Cookbook)
(6-10)-cans of generic shaving cream
(1)-free afternoon (preferably in FREEZING temperatures outside)
(1-or more)-pairs of pliars, for cutting and peeling
some phriends
Directions:
Find someone who owns a small compact car, and manage to find out where he keeps it at night (or while he is away!) Be able to open the car repeatedly.. Place a can in the liquid nitrogen for about 30 sec. Take it out and carefully and QUICKLY peel off the metal outside container, and you should have a frozen "block" of shaving cream. (It helps to have more than one container, and more phriends) Toss it into the car and do the same with all the cans. A dozen or more "blocks" like this can fill and lightly PRESSURIZE a small car. When he opens the door (hopefully he doesn't realize the mess inside due to the foggy windows), he will be covered with lbs of shaving cream that is a bitch to get out of upholstry.
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Explosive Pen
Materials:
One Ball Point `Click` pen
Gun Powder
8 or 10 match heads
1 Match stick
a sheet of sand paper (1 1/2" X 2")
Directions:
Unscrew pen and remove all parts but leave the button in the top. Stick the match stick in the part of the pen clicker where the other little parts and the ink fill was. Roll sand paper up and put around the match stick that is in the clicker. Put the remaining Match Heads inside the pen, make sure that they are on the inside on the sand paper. Put a small piece of paper or something in the other end of the pen where the ball point comes out. Fill the end with the piece of paper in it with gun powder. The paper is to keep the powder from spilling.
