Gunther: "I'm sorry, was i not supposed to?"
Janice [to Chandler]: "Monica and Rachel had syrup, now i can make my man cheer up.heheheheheheheheheh"
Chandler [to the duck, while watching Baywatch]: "yes, i know what you're thinking and yes your breasts are just as firm and juicy."
Chandler [to Kathy]: "Do you want bow or stern?"
Kathy: "i really don't have a preference.you?"
Chandler: "i like it in the stern...of the boat."
Chandler [while stuck in the ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre, voice-over]: "alright, just be cool, do something cool, blow a bubble that's boyish, impish.(spits out gum) good goin' imp."
Ross: "Who was Joey's imaginary friend as a child?"
Rachel: "ooh, Maurice."
Ross: "and what was his occupation?"
Rachel: "space cowboy."
Ross [to Pheobe]: "so if you don't know why you're mad at me then can't we just forget it?"
Pheobe: "oh no i do know i'm mad at you."
Chandler [to Joey trying to make him forgive him]: "...and if we still had that entertainment centre, i would get in there for 4 hours to show you how much our friendship means to me...what?"
Joey: "we gotta box."
Rachel [out at dinner]: "yeah, um i'll have the side salad"
Waiter: "and what would that be on the side of?"
Rachel: "oh i don't know why don't you just put it right here next to my water."
Waiter: "ok and for you?"
Pheobe: "Um, i'll have the soup and..... have a nice day."
Joey: "do you sell half slices of pizza?"
Waiter: "no"
Joey: "then i'll have one slice of pizza."
Radio Announcer: "...and this one goes out to Rachel from Ross, he says he's sorry for what he did and he hopes you two can work it out."
Rachel [dials phone]
Radio Announcer [music stops in the middle of the song]: "well Rachel just called in and told me what he did, and Ross if you're listening i don't wanna play your song anymore."
Pheobe: "see he's her lobster."
Frank Jr. [to Pheobe when he and Alice had broken up]: "it's just been a really hard year ya know, what with my mom kicking me out and the whole punctured lung thing... and in cold weather it's still really hard to take deep breathes, but all that kind of went away when Alice was around. i just don't know why she broke up with me."
Pheobe: "well i know,it was me."
Frank Jr.: "What?"
Pheobe: "well i kind of made Alice see why you two shouldn't be together.. and you'll see it too you just need some time."
Frank Jr.: "you did what? i thought you were the only one i could trust i mean my mom didn't approve of us but the worst she ever did was kicking me out of the house... you know, i would storm out of here right now, if i had some money or a place to go."
Rachel [when Monica is trying to put drops in her eyes]: "oh my God, you really are freakishly strong."
Joey [after he found his hand twin]: "alright if none of you believe that this is a good idea, then none of you can live in my giant hand-shaped mansion... except you Pheobes you can live in the thumb."
Monica: "i'm going to the bank."
Joey: "oh, sperm or regular?"
Ross [after Joey hurt his arm]: "what did the doctor say?"
Joey: "i have to where a cast for a couple of weeks."
Ross: "what did you tell him when he asked you how you hurt it?"
Joey: "Chandler sold me out, i had a whole story worked out."
Chandler: "well, i'm sorry Joe i just don't think he would have believed that it just fell out of the socket."
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