(long pause)
Ross [to Rachel]: "When were you under me?"
Phoebe [from chandler's office window]: " Oh, look that guy is peeng!"
Joey [referring to Monica dating Richard's son]: "Yea if things work out between you and Richard's son, you can tell your kids you slept with their grandfather."
Monica: "haha, that's so funny. Left a guy at the altar, married a lesbian, fell in love with a gay capades dancer, threw girlfriend's wooden leg on the fire, Lives in a box!!!"
Chandler: "I win, you suck, I rule all!! Mini wave in celebration of me!!"
Chandler: "You know what, i can handle it; handle's my middle name. Actually, it's the uh, middle part of my first name."
Ross: "Every week, the TV guide comes to Joey and chandler's apartment. Who's name is it under?"
Rachel: "Ooh! ooh! Chandler gets it, it's Chandler Bing!!"
Monica: "NO!!!"
Ross: "I'm sorry, that's incorrect. It comes to a ...Chanandler Bong."
Monica: "I knew that. Rachel! Use your head!!"
Chandler: "No, it's MISS Chanandler Bong...."
Joey [to girl he's checking out]: "How you doin?!"
Monica [for Phoebe's suprise birthday party, thinking ross in Phoebe]: "Suprise!"
Ross: "What the hell are you doing you scared the crap outta me."
Ross: "It's always been you Rach."
Ross: "Your money's mine, Green!"
Rachel: "Your fly's open, Gellar!"
Chandler: "Ho, Ho, Holy cra* it's hot in here!"
Joey: "Some girl ate Monica!"
Monica: "Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds."
Chandler: "Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?"
Phoebe [to Rachel]: "NO! You are the boss of you. Now you march you heinie in there, and get that heart tatooed on your hip!!! GO!"
Chandler: "Ding dong, the psycho's gone!"
Joey: "If the homo sapiens, are in fact, homo sapiens, is that why they're extinct?"
Ross: "We were on a break"
Phoebe [to Monica]: "You never run on a Barge."
Ross [Monica]: "Ewwwwww, you peed on yourself?"
[when Ross and Rachel are fighting the second time adn everyone else is in Monicas bed room, adn Joey has the box]
Chandler: "condoms?"
Joey: "you never know how long we're gonna be in here. we may have to repopulate the world."
Chandler:"and condoms would be the way to do that"
Rachel: "ewwww, ugly naked guy got a new hammock...it's like a playdough fat factory."
Joey [to encyclopedia salesman]: "Whoa, you think i have $1500, i'm home in the middle of the day and i have patio furniture in my living room."
Julie [to Rachel]: "...and my first grade teacher was Mrs.Cobb"
Rachel: "um..Gobb"
Julie: "no,no Cobb, like a cobb salad"
Rachel: "uhuh, and what exactly is in a cobb salad?"
Chandler: "that's it i'm goin' home".
Rachel [to Joshhua]: "alright, so let me show you my underwear... um, the selection of underwear that we carry."
Ross: "a while back you and Joey attended Monica and my aunt's funeral...name that aunt."
Joey: "um, Althea"
Chandler: "Althea?"
Joey: "I took a shot."
Cahndler: "you're shooting with Althea?"
Ross: "Althea is correct."
Chandler: "nice shooting."
Rachel [to "Monana"]: "oh my God, are you drunk?"
"Monana": "NOOO...shhh i'm lying i am soo drunk."
Joey [to Rachel]: "Do you remember the days when your mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?"
Rachel: "you're so pretty."
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