Joey (talking about the novel Little Women): So, these little women. How little are they? Scary Little?
Chandler: "You want some chocolate milk?"
Ross: "No thanks, I'm 29."
Rachel (to Ross): "You don't have to bring a picnic basket to a person's work! Unless, maybe I was a park ranger"
Phoebe (about her new pencil sharpener): "It's so cute. It's like the whole world has a belly button."
Chandler: "We said be aloof, not a doof."
Joey: "London baby"
Ross: "What did the insurance company say?"
Chandler: "Oh, thay daid 'you don't have insurance here so stop calling us'".
Phoebe: "Now, I don't eat chicken soup, and there's no chicken in the broth, so it's really just chicken noodle water."
Phoebe: "I think the baby kicked, oh no wait, oh no, it's the elastic in my underwear busted."
Phoebe (to Monica a the partnership breaks up): "You're the cook, without you it's me driving up to people's houses with empty trays and asking for money."
Ross (discussing a friend): "Didn't you read 'Lord if the Rings' in High School?"
Joey: "No, I had sex in High School."
Phoebe (about Monica's date with Richard's son): "Yeah, but Monica, so do you really want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase 'That's not how your dad used to do it'.
Optician (Richard's son): "You have a scratch on your cornea, you're gonna have to wear a patch for a coupla days."
Monica: "Like a pirate?"
Optician (Richard's son): "If that helps you."
Rachel: "this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so i clocked her."
Chandler: "We dont have any cologne"
Joey: "The green bottle next to the shaving cream"
Chandler: "Oh! Worm medicine for the duck."
Rachel: "oh please, what do you know! you married a lesbian!"
Chandler (to Julie): "Julie, oh sorry, you had a paeliontoligist on your face.. it's of now."
Phoebe (to Rachel): "Or.. `Maybe we should see other people,` means: `Haha, I already am!`"
Chandler: "No, [nipple] it's totally useless."
Rachel: "As appose to you other multi functioning nipples?"
Chandler: "[Voice over] Gum would be perfection?? Gum would be perfection!? I could have said `Gum would be nice,` or `Yes, I'll have a stick.` But no, for me... gum is PERFECTION!! I loathe myself!"
Monica: "I can't believe you didn't tell me you had a husband!!"
Phoebe: "So, they're alot of things you don't tell me!"
Monica: "Oh yeah? name one!"
Phoebe: "How about the fact that that's your underwerar hanging from the phone pole from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby?"
All: "What? Oh my Gosh! Is that True?"
Monica: "What!! How did you know that?! (looks at Chandler) Alright, well, Chandler has a third nipple!!"
All: "[running toward Chandler] Oh my gosh!! Are you serious?"
Chandler: "You bitch!!"
Joey: "[referring to Richard] Well, when you two get married you can tell your children that you slept with their grandpa!"
Chandler (referring to the fact that Chandler slept with Joey's sister): "See...you don't know which is which either!Dwha!"
Pheobe: "Yeah...well,we didn't fool around with any of them!Dwha!Dwha!"
[Joey & Chandler are playing foosball] Chandler: "Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!"
Joey: "Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa!Which sister?"
Pheobe: "Oh my God,oh my God!You guys are not gonna believe this!I've just been discovered!"
Chandler: "Hey,now!I claimed you in the name of France four years ago!"
Chandler (To Joey, when Ross and Rachel are arguing about the girl from the copy house): "Are you actually saying these words?!"
Joey: "You hide my clothes, I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.
Chandler: "What you're, what you're gonna *show* me my clothes!"
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