Chandler's Boss: "This is the worse A.N.U.S. we've seen since the '70's"
Chandler: "...You throw my W.E.N.U.S. out of whack."
Chandler: "Aaaand, BVRRRRT to you too Helen."
Chandler: "Um, Helen drinks...will you marry me?"
Chandler: "Joey, this is serious. I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade."
Ross: "What about Pheobe's birthday?"
Joey: "Is that today? What are the odds?!"
{long pause}
Ross: "You take your time."
{Joey gets it}
Chandler: "Theeeeeere it is!"
Ross: "Do you have a point?"
Chandler: "You'd think I would."
Jamie Buchman: "No, we were just there [Riff's] last night...she kept bringing swordfish."
Chandler to Joey: "You know that thing where we talk to each other about things? Let's not do that anymore."
Chandler to Joey: "If you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be standing at the business end of a hissy fit."
Ross: "The doctor got the 'K' out. They also found an 'M' and an 'O.'"
Chandler: "We think he was trying to spell out 'Monkey.'"
Janice (To Chandler): "How's my bing-a-ling?"
Rachel: "How do you expect me to grow if you wont let me blow?"
Janice: "Oh my GOD" (I had to put that in!!)
Chandler: "hey Joey, i wrote a song today, it's called 'get up'"
Chandler: "You always assume you're going to find somebody. But what if I NEVER find anybody? Or even worse, what if I've already found the right woman but dumped her cause she pronounces it 'supposebly'?"
Chandler: "My whole life is a lesbian wedding."
Joey: "I'm Joey, I'm an actor, I don't know squat about dinosaurs!"
Joey: "Hi, I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?"
Chandler: "Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to magical land of Narnia."
Joey: "Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling."
Chandler: "Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way."
Monica: "I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?"
Monica: "That'll teach you to lick my muffin."
Chandler (about Janice): "No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm started going off in my head: 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'"
Chandler: "Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to have a backup plan though, just in case she isn't a cartoon. "
Chandler(making a comment about Monica's rather large figure in the prom video):"So how many cameras were actually on you?"
Rachel (talking about Julie): "What a manipulative bitch!"
Ross: "Monica's right, we are talking about here. We shouldnt rush into this"
Rachel: "Oh what do you know? You married a lesbian!"
Ross (about Monica): "It was so not an accident, she kne I was going to tag her, so she threw her big, fat, grandma arm elbow in my face and kept running."
Phoebe (about Monica's dog for the doll house): "Well maybe the dog's so big, because the house was built on radioactive waste"
Ross: "can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymore?"
Phoebe: "I'm playing the field. I'm juggling two guys. I'm sowing my wild oats. I'm like some kind of oat-sowing, field-playing juggler."
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