Chandler: "Well, you're gonna."
Joey: "Uhh... I'll just go pee in the street."
Chandler: "Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?"
Phoebe:
"I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?"
Ross: "I suppose we're looking for a more sophisticated answer than, 'To get you into bed?'"
Phoebe:
"New York City has no power.
And the milk is getting sour.
But to me this is not scary,
'Cause I stay away from dairy."
Chandler: "Don't we look nice all dressed up?
[pause... ]
It's things like that, isn't it?"
Ross: "I'm not in the [friend] zone."
Joey: "You're mayor of the zone."
Phoebe: "Now go away so we can talk about you."
Phoebe: "He's a shrink, but not in that shrinky way."
Chandler: "Rock . . hard place . . me"
Ross: "Since you saw her boobies, I think you're gonna have to show her your pee-pee."
Ross: "Hey! I married a lesbian to make you look good!"
Rachel: Men can pee standing up!
Chandler: We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
Chandler: "Oh, look, it's the woman we ordered."
Rachel: "Fasten your seat belts, it's pee pee time."
Rachel: "Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing."
Phoebe: "They have a liking problem with you... in that they don't."
Chander: "I'll show you to my room... That sounds so weird when it isn't followed by 'no thanks, it's late.'"
Rachel: "Tit for tat."
Chandler: "Well, I'm not showing you my tat."
Chandler: "That's a realtively open weave and I can still see your... nipulary region."
Phoebe: "He's really sweet and in some ways I think he's so right for me... But I hate that guy."
Ross: "Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?"
Chandler: "Could she be anymore out of my league? Right now, I'm very conscious of my tongue."
Mr. Geller: "When my time comes, I want to be buried at sea."
Monica: "Why?!"
Mr. Geller: "It sounds like fun... Sure, you can make a day of it. Bring a picnic lunch... I want people to say, 'Buried at sea...huh...'."
Chandler to Jill Goodacre: "Gum would be perfection"
Steve (Jon Lovitz): "Well, slap my ass and call me Judy!"
Steve (Jon Lovitz): "Tartlets. -- Tartlets. -- Tartlets. -- The word has lost all meaning."
Joey: "You meant sex, right?"
Joey: "Phoebe is Phoebe but Ursula is hot"
Chandler: "And that's the Chrysler building"
Monica: "I'm that stupid"
Rachel: "I'm not too bright either"
Ursula: to another waiter "Doesn't this come with a side salad?"
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