Monica: "And that's a shut-down!"
Joey & Chandler: "Shut-OUT!"
Ross to Paolo: "I think I speak for everyone when I say [slams door in Paulo's face]"
Ross to Paolo: "Do you know what 'crapweasel' means?"
Chandler: "Bzzzzzzzz...Please don't do that again, it's a horible sound"
Chandler to Joey: "Too many jokes...must mock Joey!"
Chandler: "Oh! I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding."
Phoebe: "Monica? Um, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly, you know? - I mean, and not in a good way."
"Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew...!!"
"What?!"
"Ugly naked guy got a thigh-master!"
"Ewwwwwwwwwwww!"
Rachel: "Oh God, and now I'm going to have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it soooo much harder..."
Chandler: "You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days."
Chandler to Joey on the phone: "I'm tsfraphpd ain n A{T%M~ vrehstifpool wriphd JVILHL GROOFDACPHRE!"
Monica: "Loosely translated, 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked.'
Chandler: "Or, 'You're such a nice guy' means: 'I'm going to be dating leather wearing alcoholics, and complaining about them - to you.'"
Phoebe: "It's not mine, I didn't earn it; if I kept it, it would be like stealing."
Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."
Phoebe: "Ok, ok, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes with the money. Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took? 'Not-mine, not-mine, not-mine.' And even if I were happy, ok, and, and skipping, I'd hear 'notNOT-mine, notNOT-mine, notNOT-mine, notNOT-mine..'"
Chandler: "I'm smoking, I'm smoking, I'm smoking."
Phoebe: "I can't believe you, you've been so good for three years!"
Chandler: "And this is my reward!"
Phoebe: "Yes yes! Like the man in the shoe!"
Ross: "What shoe?"
Phoebe: "From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a crooked shoe, for a while...'"
Phoebe: "Hey Lizzy."
Lizzy: "Hey Wierd Girl."
Phoebe: "I brought you alphabet soup."
Lizzy: "You took out the vowels?"
Phoebe: "Yeah. But I left in the Y's. Cuz you know, 'sometimes Y.'"
Ross: "A thumb?!"
Phoebe: "I know, I know."
All: "Ewwwwwwwwwww!"
Phoebe: "I opened it up, and there it was just floating there, like this tiny little hichhiker."
Chandler: "Well maybe its a contest, you know? Like collect all five?"
Ross: "Stop ... stop cleansing my aura."
Monica: "You know what though? I just don't feel...the thing. I mean, they feel The Thing - I don't feel, The Thing."
Co-Worker: "Honey...you should always feel...The Thing."
Chandler: "Ewwww, Lambchop. How old is that sock?! If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too."
Ross: "Hey Phoebs, you gonna have the rest of that poptart? ...Phoebs?"
Phoebe: "...Does anyone want the rest of this poptart?"
Ross: "Hey, I might!"
Rachel: "My God! These are incredible! How come I've never had these before?"
Phoebe: "Oh I don't make them very often. It isn't fair to the other cookies."
Ross: "I believe the word your looking for is...Anyway"
Phoebe: "Oh, Boyscouts could have camped under there!"
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