Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers!
Sticky Shoes
My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile
Won't Be Asked
Whenever I get married guess who won't be asked to sing!? Somebody named Gellar and someone else named Bing!
In The Shower
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backwards is nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
(pause)
As needed!
Babies
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
And you cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry...
Terry's A Jerk
Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
And you're all invited to bite me!
The Bisexual Song
Sometimes men love women.
And sometimes men love men.
Then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves
The Blackout Song
Oh New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me this is not scary
Because I stay away from dairy
Two Of Them Kissed (Last Night)
There was a girl. We'll call her Betty.
And a guy. Let's call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real.
Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one that he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call...Lulie.
He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide...
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