Say what?!

Here are the entries to what Goku and Chi-Chi are saying in this picture:

I'd be scared too if I had a bunch of fans looking in on a private moment with my significant other.
Sorry about the screwed up colour and shoddy quality.  I salvaged it from my '92 model computer.

Warning: Extreme cheesiness and nonsense ahead!


(From N-chan)
GOKOU:  AAAHHHH!!!  WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING!
CHICHI:  Do you mind!?  We'd like to have a little PRIVACY!

(From Star Otaku)
Goku:  Oh no!  The paparazzi found us!
Chi-Chi:  Not those media vultures!

(From [email protected])
Chichi:  Just do it Goku!  Drop your pants!  It won't hurt a bit. I'll be gentle.
Goku:  Are you crazy?  No way. Get away from me!  I don't want to get a shot!  NOOOOOOOOO!

(From Pan)
Goku:  Ahhhh!!  Vegeta!  What are you doing here?!  Aren't you suppose to be with Bulma?!
Chichi:  Uh, Goku... We have something to tell you...

(From Junana Sonzai)
Gokou:  Aaaahh!!!  Krilyn!  I told you NO presses!!! 
Chi-Chi:  *gasp* Wow!  I didn't know you had these many friends, Gokou?

(From April L. Underwood)
Goku:  Quick, get the scissors away from her!
ChiChi:  I have a nice style for you, so stop fidgeting.

(From Tokumei Kibon)
1.    Goku:  Bulma?  BULMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??  Don't come any closer!!  AHHHH
       ChiChi:  Wha-?!  BULMA!  Just because Yamcha is in love with ME doesn't mean you have to hurt Goku!!  STOP!
2.    Goku:  OH MY KAMI!!!  Kuririn!!?
       ChiChi:  Why is your friend on the floor bleeding to death?
       Goku:  I think it's shock of my love for you!  (TK: (hehehe))
3.    Goku:  AHHHHH!!!  ChiChi you have *got* to do something about this.  I can't live without it!  I *need* it to satisfy my manly needs.
       ChiChi:  Oh Goku, it's just a broken fingernail.

(From [email protected])
Chi-Chi:  Please Goku, don't you want to have a son?
Goku: Yes, but what if it's a girl?  I want a boy.

(From [email protected])
Goku: Oh, hi Ox King!  I didn't touch her, I swear!
Chichi: Oh, hi daddy!  We weren't doing anything!

(From [email protected])
Goku:  Hey Chi Chi, it's been a long time since we, you know, got freaky, hehe, uhh, well do you want to?
       Chi Chi:  It's about time you asked me Big Boy!  Come over here and give me a kiss!
       Goku:  AHHHHHH!!!!  Vegeta!  Get outta here with that video camera!

(From 2000Pan-Chan)
1.    Goku: Uhh... Gohan, what are you doing here?!
       Gohan: I live here... *Sweat Drops*
       Chi-Chi: Gohan honey just go back to your studies, I want to spend some time with your father.
       Gohan: Uhh... Okay. *Closes door*
       Goku: Phew... That was close. *Hehe*
2.    Goku: AAAHHHHHhhhhhh...!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE IN OUR ROOM!!!!!!
       Chi-Chi: Goku it's called a mirror...
3.    Goku: NO! I swear I didn't clone Trunks!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
       Reporters: Then why are there THREE TRUNKS???
       Chi-Chi: Well, No, Actually some little kid with a stange, weird mind just ran out of idea's for to say. So she used her author powers to create three Trunks and blamed it on Goku.
       Reporters: ...
       Some Little Kid With Strange, Weird Mind, Who Ran Out Of Ideas For Them To Say And Using Author Powers To Create Three Trunks And Blame It On Goku And Is On Another Planet In Secret Laboratory:  BWAHAHAHAHA... Hehe :>
4.    Goku:  AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
       Chi-Chi:  Oh no.  It can't be...
       Goku:  FUNIMATION!!!!!!
5.    Chi-Chi:  What's that?
       Goku:  NO!!!!!  It's my seven-year old sandwich that has come back to haunt me!
6.    Goku:  AHHHhhhh!!!!!  Where'd they get this picture?!
       Chi-Chi:  What picture?
       Goku:  THIS ONE! *points at computer screen*
       Chi-Chi:  I didn't know there was a web site about us.

(From [email protected])
Goku:  Ahhhh!  Trunks, Marron, Bra!  What are you doing here!?
Chichi:  Wha!!!!!!!!
Trunks:  Ooooooh!  Gohan and Goten will give me $15.00 for this one! *takes a picture*
Marron:  Pan will give me $25.00 *takes a picture*
Bra:  Mom, dad and Kame will give me $50.00 each *takes three pictures*
Bra, Trunks, and Marron:  Thanks!  Bye! *they run away*
Goku:  Wow, that's the third time this week.
Chichi:  I thought I told you to lock the door when were kissing!
Goku:  Oww!  You didn't have to hit me!  Well, at least we know how to make a little extra money.
Chichi:  I never thought about that...

(From [email protected])
Goku:  Oh, Chi-Chi, my baby! Oh give it all ya got!
Chi-Chi:  Uh, Goku, I think we started...
Goku:  YAAHHH!!!!  Wait, wait, I thought it was still commercial break!  Don't send this in!  Vegeta, no!
*click and Vegeta's "Heh heh" in the background*

(From [email protected])
*Goku & Chi-Chi wake up in bed, with Chi-Chi by his side*
Goku:  *yawn* Wow, that was a nice sleep.
Chi-Chi:  Uh-huh, I agree.
*some pervert comes out from under the drawers & takes a picture of the two*
Goku:  AAAACK!  HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Chi-Chi:  HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING, YOU PERV?!  DAMN!!
*The Pervert runs out of the room, then removes his mask while he's away from the room, revealing that it's Krillin*
Krillin:  HAHAHAH!  That was a good one!
Goku:  *indistinctively* KRILLIN!  I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Krillin:  *with a shocked face* Uh oh...

(From [email protected])
Goku:  Oh no!  They are back again!  Were's my undies!
ChiChi:  HELLLP!
Vegeta:  I'm gonna be rich!
Goku:  Stop that video camera!  QUIT IT!
ChiChi:  Veg, if you want to do this, go see Bulma!
Vegeta:  That's the problem...

(From Aragon)
Ox-King:  What are you doing Chi-Chi?
Chi-Chi:  Ah... uh... well nothing? *putting her clothes back on*
Goku:  Uh... we just decided to have a child.

(From [email protected])
Goku:  Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Chi-Chi:  Goku, what is it?  What's wrong?
Goku:  It's horrible, so horrible...
Chi-Chi:  What's so horrible?
Goku:  Go away or I'll blast you to pieces!
Chi-Chi:  *getting annoyed* Goku!  Who are you talking to?
Goku:  Look behind you!
Chi-Chi:  *turns around* *sighs* Goku, that's just your own reflection in the mirror.

(From Freya)
Goku:  *wakes up from sleep* Whoa... what happened last night? *looks down at Chi-Chi* OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, WE DIDN'T!!!!!
Chi-Chi:  *wakes up and realizes what happened**looks at Goku* GOKU, YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!! *raises a frying pan to whack him over the head with*
Goku:  NO CHI-CHI!!!!  ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!

(From [email protected])
Chi-Chi:  Dad we're going to have a baby.
Goku:  What's a baby?  Is it something to eat?
Ox-King and Chi-Chi:  *sweat drop*

(From Sandi Aritza)
Chi-chi:  Dad, please tell Goku to give me a kiss.
Goku:  No!!!!!!
Ox King:  What did you say?
Goku:  Uh... I mean, um...
Chi-chi:  *takes out a frying pan* Kiss me now or you'll get it!

(From Samuel Usem)
Goku:  Take it away!  Take it away!
Chi-Chi:  Goku, c'mon, I know you want to.
Goku:  *starts shielding his eyes* It's sick!
Chi-Chi:  Relax, it's just a playboy magazine!

(From m.ekadion)
Goku:  AAAAHHHHH!!!  Gohan, what do you think you're doing!?
Chi-chi:  Oh he's making pictures from us!!!  Gohan stop that!
Gohan:  No can do mom.  My biology project....
Goku and Chi-chi:  ...


As you can see, there aren't very many quotes.  Please send in more!  *on hands and knees* PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SEND YOUR SUGGESTIONS!  *ahem* Sorry about that.  If you have any suggestions, send them in to me.

 

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