End of an Affair
Last time...
I interviewed Goku and Chi-Chi about the birth of Gohan.
Star Otaku is sitting in front of her computer, reading up on DBZ fanfictions. Suddenly, her eyes grow wide.
Star Otaku: *screaming* AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mary, the religious personality, comes running up to Star to see what the matter is.
Mary: Star! What in heaven's name is wrong?!
Star Otaku: *points at computer screen* Read this!
Mary reads the contents of the page, and soon, her eyes go wide with surprise.
Mary: Blasphemous!
Ami, Rillsati, and the rest of the personalities come up to Star Otaku.
Ami: If you can get Mary outraged, then something really bad happened.
Mary: Of course something awful has happened! Read this trash!
After all the personalities are done reading, everyone is standing, or sitting, still. With shock plastered all over their faces.
Rillsati: That is the most twisted thing I've ever read!
Rita Lynn: More twisted and insane than I am! I feel delirium coming on!
Annie: Much more disturbing. Excuse me, I feel like hurting someone.
Mary: Oh Goku! Chi-Chi! I have lost my faith in you two!
Ami: The most logical route of action would be to call an emergency meeting with the two.
Star Otaku: Alright. I'll do it. Now, leave me so I can have some privacy in this matter.
Everyone, except Ami, leave the scene.
Star Otaku: Why are you staying here still?
Ami: They're my favourite couple too! I wanna see what they have to say for themselves.
Star Otaku: *sighs* Okay. *types on the keyboard furiously*
In a puff of smoke, our favourite couple appears in front of a very angry looking Star Otaku and Ami.
Goku: We're back here? So soon?
Ami: Don't try to act all innocent!
Chi-Chi: Goku, what is she talking about?
Star Otaku: Like you don't know. And you're one to talk!
Goku and Chi-Chi: Huh?
Star Otaku frowns and opens up her lunch bag. She takes out two large stacks of papers and hands each stack to Goku and Chi-Chi. They both start to read with interest.
A few hours later...
Chi-Chi: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M READING!!!
Goku: I WOULD NEVER DO ANY OF THIS!!! EVER!!!
Ami: So, you two are still...
Chi-Chi grabs onto Goku's arm and holds onto him possessively.
Chi-Chi: Goku and I are true to each other! I would never go behind Goku's back like that!
Goku: And I'd never hurt Chi-Chi like that!
Star Otaku: *sighs* Some people can cross the line a little too far, you know? It makes you want to kill that person slowly and painfully.
Ami, Goku, and Chi-Chi nod their heads.
Star Otaku: Listen, I'm really sorry that I could ever doubt you guys like that.
Goku: No problem! Although, I'm just as shaken up as you are.
Chi-Chi: Where do these people get their ideas?
Ami: I guess it makes sense in some way...
Goku, Chi-Chi, and Star Otaku: Huh?! Which side are you on?!
Ami: No! Seriously. With the amount of time that they've had apart, it would make sense that sexual frustration will occur, and they will have to "vent" in other ways.
Goku: I take it all out in the training.
Chi-Chi: I clean the house, or I cook.
Ami: And with that kind of attitude, you two will accelerate the problem. With both of you thinking the other is too busy for some quality time together and digging deeper into your work, it'll continue. It's a vicious cycle.
Star Otaku: Wow, that was so deep. Ami, how did you take up psychology?
Ami: It's summer, I'm bored, I'm starting to hang around Rita Lynn.
Goku: Okay! Let's put this behind us.
Chi-Chi and Star Otaku: Not yet.
Goku and Ami stare wide eyed at Chi-Chi and Star Otaku. Chi-Chi is dressed in her usual dress, except in a camo print, and has an armory of bazookas, AK-47's, and Uzi's behind her. Star Otaku is just brandishing her lunch bag.
Goku: Can you explain to me what's going on?
Ami: It's easy, they have to vent their anger on something. And this shock is too much, thus resulting in an orgy of violence. Oops, I shouldn't have said "orgy"!
Goku: Don't sweat it! You mean a reign of wanton destruction.
Everyone stares at him and sweatdrops.
Goku: Mmm... I could go for some won ton soup!
Everyone facevaults.
Star Otaku: Okay Ami, since you're the psychoanalysis person, why don't you tell us what to do?
Ami: I believe we should do what the great comedians like Louie Anderson, Dennis Spade, and Chris Titus do. Turn their pain into something that people can laugh at.
Star Otaku: I think I catch your drift.
Star Otaku sits back down in front of the computer and starts to furiously type. A few meters behind them, a plywood replica set of the Son's living room appears. In Goku and Chi-Chi's hands appear a script.
Star Otaku: Both of you read your lines and then you can act them out.
Goku and Chi-Chi nod and start to read their lines. Chi-Chi helps Goku out with his since he has some trouble.
Ami: Ready? Action!
Goku and Chi-Chi throw their scripts aside and start the scene.
Chi-Chi: Goku...
Goku: Chi-Chi...
Both: I have something to tell you! You first!
Both of them look away, embarrassed.
Goku: What I'm trying to say...
Chi-Chi: Is that...
Both: I've met someone. Who?!
Goku: Bulma, and some girl I met at the beach or in an alternate universe.
Chi-Chi: I've been seeing Vegeta and Yamcha and Piccolo.
Goku: Were they any good?
Chi-Chi: I don't know. It's been so long, I don't think that I have anything to compare to.
Goku: Do you wanna do some "comparing" right now?
Chi-Chi: Alright!
Both of them run to the side of the set where the bedroom is supposed to be.
Star Otaku: And cut!
Ami: Feel better?
The couple walk back to Star Otaku and Ami. They nod their heads.
Star Otaku: Ami, thanks for your help. And thank you, Goku and Chi-Chi, for clearing this up.
Ami: In the words of Mary, "I hope that you two will continue to honour your vows."
Goku: Don't worry.
Chi-Chi: As long as you believe that we'll always be true to each other, then we're both happy.
Star Otaku: I shouldn't be keeping you guys, so see ya!
Ami: It was nice seeing you again.
Star Otaku starts to type on the computer and Goku and Chi-Chi return home.
This episode was started after I read the fanfics "Forbidden Encounter", "On the Outside Looking In", "Maybe Next Lifetime", and others that are on FanFiction.Net. I hope you G+CC otakus believe that Goku and Chi-Chi are true blue to each other!