Meet Danita!
Last time...
Star Otaku: Don't worry, I said that I'll bring them back.
Star Otaku is sitting in front of her computer, checking her e-mails.
Star Otaku: This is interesting...
Star Otaku begins to type in a flurry over the keyboard. Goku and Chi-Chi suddenly appear on a couch behind her. Star Otaku turns in the swivel chair to greet them.
Star Otaku: Hey you guys!
Chi-Chi: So this is next time?
Star Otaku: Yup! I got an e-mail from someone who really wants to meet you two. Ahem:
"Hey this is Danita! I'm a big fan of Goku and Chichi
and I was wondering if you could tell them about me!
"Here's my bio: I was born
on August 14, 1986. I am 13 years old
and graduated from Walker Mill Middle School which means that I'm going to
Central High School this August.
"My favorite subjects are: Reading, English,
Science, History, P.E, Music. My least favorite subjects are: Math and
Technology Education. I love to sing, play the piano, fight (in my own right) and
everything else I could think of.
"My favorite teachers from my previous school
are: Mr. Showell, Ms. Worthy, Ms. Tate- Davis, Mrs. Miller (I guess), a 7th
grade teacher Ms. Meekins (who is a witch and a Saiyan), and the others.
"Well
this is all I'm gonna say about myself. Bye! Goku and Chichi, I would love to see you too!
Danita Cooke"
Goku: That's really nice. Especially about the fighting and Saiyans part!
Chi-Chi: Gohan loved reading, English, and science. He especially loved math! How could this girl not like math?
Ami: I love math!
Star Otaku: Ami! What are you doing here?!
Ami: How could I not stay away from my favourite couple? And besides, it's summer, school's out and I'm bored. I swear, if I don't do something productive and educational, I'll kill someone!
Goku and Chi-Chi stare wide-eyes at what the personality just said.
Star Otaku: *sigh* Okay. Take a seat on the couch between the two of them.
Ami smiles and takes her seat between Goku and Chi-Chi.
Star Otaku: Let's see if I can bring Danita over here. Using my super cool omnipotent author powers!
Star Otaku snaps her fingers and Danita appears in front of them.
Danita: Oh my gosh! I can't believe it! It's Goku and Chi-Chi! You did get my letter!
Star Otaku: Of course I did! Ami, scoot on over and make some room for our guest.
The couch is beginning to get a little crowded as Danita sits down with the couple and Ami.
Star Otaku: Danita, is there something you'd like to say to Goku and Chi-Chi?
Danita: Yes! I have a question for Chichi. How is it like being the mother of two sons and the wife of your husband?
Chi-Chi: Well... For being a mother and a wife, it's quite exhausting, especially if they're fully or half Saiyan. It gets quite lonely when they're away training, but I now understand that it's for the good of everyone. I still can't help worrying about them though! Although I love my boys very much.
Danita: Chichi, can you teach me how to power up? When I saw you powering up against Marron in the Garlic Jr. saga, I thought that it was cool!!!
Chi-Chi: *blushes* Thanks for the compliment. I guess when you power up, you have to let the power flow through your body. Gather your inner strength along with the energy around you and then let it go.
Danita: Is there any chance that you and Bulma will try to do the Fusion? If you don't how to do it, ask Goku, he'll help you!
Chi-Chi: What is it with me and Bulma doing the Fusion?! *sigh* Well, I don't think so. I'm afraid to find out what would happen. *blushes* People have been suggesting some pretty kinky things. But if I would like to know, I will ask Goku.*hugs Goku*
Danita: So, what is your height? Same for Goku.
Goku and Chi-Chi stand up.
Goku: Well, Chi-Chi is up to my shoulder.
Chi-Chi: And Goku is a head taller than me! So that's our height in relative terms.
Goku: Does that help?
Goku and Chi-Chi then sit down.
Danita: Uh... yeah.
Danita: Okay. When you and Goku were a kids, did you guys go to school?
Goku: I was taught by Master Roshi and my grandpa Gohan. The only thing I learned from them was how to fight. But if you're talking about a real school, then no. I never went to a real school.
Chi-Chi: I consider myself well-educated, but it is really hard finding a good tutor when you're helping your father rebuild a gigantic stone castle. I did go to school. Actually, it's more like a program on how to be a good wife. Does that count?
Danita: I have a question for Goku. Can you teach me how to turn Super Saiyan?
Goku: I don't know if it works for people who aren't Saiyans. But what the hey! I'll tell you! If you're a Saiyan, you need lots of training and a lot of anger just to turn Super Saiyan.
Danita: Is there any chance that you and Chichi sing or rap?
Goku and Chi-Chi fidget in their seats.
Goku: Well, I can sing, and people tell me very badly, but we never really heard about rap music.
Chi-Chi: I never gave my boys a chance to listen to rap. As for singing, I never really sang before, especially rap.
Danita: If you can't rap, here, I'll show you:
"I can do whatever I want to do, when I do it
And there's nothing you can do when I go through it
Yeah recognize the game
And I came to bring you pain.
"I can do whatever I want to do, when I do it
And there's nothing you can do when I go through it
Yeah recognize the game
And I came to bring you pain.
"Are you ready for war?
Then bring it on.
Cause your not going to win this one
Do you got what it takes to stop me?
Yeah, you don't cause I'm the queen The mean queen."
Goku and Chi-Chi stand up and start to clap. Ami and Star Otaku also clap with the couple. Danita stands up and bows.
Star Otaku: Danita, thanks for coming over today. I hope Goku and Chi-Chi answered all your questions.
Danita: Thanks for giving me a chance to meet them! Bye guys!
Goku and Chi-Chi: Bye Danita!
Star Otaku types into the computer, and Danita goes back where she came from.
Well, I hope that Goku and Chi-Chi were happy enough to meet some of their fans! But let's see what else they have to say in the next Gathering and Chatting session.