Everyone Deserves a Little Recreation

Warning: A little romance, nothing TOO big, no detail.  Mainly we’re swinging towards humorous romance here.

Setting: Goten- he’s like 6.  Gohan- He’s like 18.  Trunks- He’s 7.  Everyone else- Their rightful ages according to their children’s.  This story was near impossible if you insert it in the series because Buu would be around.  But hey, who cares?

Disclaimer: Don’t own Scope mouth wash, I don’t own McDonalds, and I don’t own Dragonball Z either.  And I’ve never made a cent off either.  (Don’t ask yet.)


"Why did we come on one of these stupid little trips again!?" Vegeta complained.

"Vegeta!  Lighten up!  Us gals need some recreation and we’re not about to let you guys ruin the house while we’re gone.  And so we are here at the beach, staying in a hotel, of which we are headed.  And we are going to stay a few days if you like it or not!" Bulma yelled in his ear.

"But does Kakarote and his stupid family have to come?!" Vegeta wined.

"Stupid!?" Chi Chi yelled.

"Vegeta!  Yes, this was me and Chi Chi’s idea alright!?  So shut up and stop stalling so we can get to the hotel already!" Bulma said pushing him forwards.

"DO you women have some sort of obsession with the beach?!  It seems we go there a little much!" Vegeta mentioned.

"We happen to find it very relaxing!  Now shut up and stop setting a bad example!" Bulma finished, not planning on responding to any future complaints.  Vegeta didn’t even bother.

"Mom!  When will we be there!?" Goten wined.

"Soon Goten, very soon.  Just be patient," Chi Chi reminded, waving a disciplining finger in the air.

"Hey Dad, I noticed that too.  We do seem to go to the beach a lot huh?" Gohan asked his father.

Goku nodded but didn’t say anything so as not to get yelled at.  "Why didn’t you bring Videl?" Goku asked, elbowing Gohan.

"Her Dad, I don’t think he likes me," Gohan sighed blushing.

"Awe, well just let him wait, you two make a cute couple," Goku laughed.

"Dad!  Would you keep it down?  Gosh, you don’t have to tell the entire world," Gohan mumbled.  Goku just put on a big dumb smile.

"Oh Goku, lay off him.  Let Gohan do what he wants, you don’t have to antagonize him as well," Chi Chi sighed.

"Ha ha!  Gohan and Videl!  Sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes lo-" Trunks started to sing but was cut off by Gohan’s angry hands over his mouth.  He just laughed and ran behind Vegeta.

"Alright guys, let’s not start fighting before we even get to the hotel," Bulma scolded.

"That’s another thing.  It seems every one of these little trips we go on, we always stay in a hotel.  Do you have some weird obsession, or are you just scared you might get eaten by some animal if we camped out?" Vegeta said, annoyed, in Bulma’s ear to return the earlier remark.

"Because another one of the reasons we came out here was so we wouldn’t have to cook or clean dishes," Bulma growled.  "And do YOU have some strange obsession with asking these pointless questions that only get me mad!!?" Bulma yelled.

"Yes."  Vegeta smirked and then laughed like mad.

"That’s the hotel right there," Gohan said pointing to a very nice sized and very expensive looking hotel.

"And this is what we get for half of my paycheck this week," Bulma said proudly.  Everyone sweat-dropped, except Vegeta who had gotten used to all the money due to the purchase of his dinner.  "Well let’s check in and unload in our rooms!" Bulma chirped happily.

Goku walked toward the door with all the bags in his hands.

"Kakarote!!!  What do you think you are doing!!?" Vegeta roared.

"Uh…going into the hotel, what do you think?" Goku replied unsurely.

"I am a Prince… no, King, and I will go first," Vegeta snorted, walking with his head held high behind all the bags of his own, stomping in before Goku.

"My god.  And he thinks I’m a pain?" Goku sighed.

"Just ignore him honey, let’s go inside now," Chi Chi said kindly with the kids following her and Goku in as well.

The man at the desk looked very confused when they all walked in with Goku and Vegeta carrying so many bags.  "Uh… you are party number 127 I would guess?" he asked unsurely.

"Yes, can we have our room keys please?" Bulma asked.  The man nodded and tossed a key to each of the kids.

"Okay, let’s go and settle in already!" Goten yelled racing Trunks to the elevator.  A few bags were knocked off when they tried to walk into the elevator, but everyone fit, hardly.


When they got to their rooms two were side by side and one was directly across the hall less than 5 feet away.

"Alright kids, all three of you in that room, (across the hall) and Goku, you and Chi Chi take that one and we’ll take this one," Bulma announced sorting through everyone.

"Okay, we meet in the hall in an hour," Chi Chi said as everyone entered their rooms.


"Wow!  Look Vegeta!  Isn’t it gorgeous!?" Bulma sighed romantically.

"Whatever you say, woman," Vegeta huffed, laying back on the bed.

"You are not going to only sleep and eat on this trip Vegeta!" Bulma scolded.

"Fine," Vegeta mumbled.

"Don’t you love this room, and just look at the view!  We can see the water, and we’ll get to see the sunset too!" Bulma said twirling around twice.

"You’re really serious about liking this trip stuff huh?" Vegeta asked curiously.

"Yes, Vegeta, and you’d better not spoil it," she warned.

"Oh, don’t worry, I will," he said sarcastically with one of his rare loving smiles.

"Good."


"Hey Goten, look!!  Come on!" Trunks giggled happily, jumping up and down on his and Goten’s bed.

"Oh cool!" Goten shouted joining him.

"If you guys break your bed I’m not giving up mine," Gohan sighed laying back and taking a nap.

Goten and Trunks jumped for a half hour and then unpacked their stuff.  If unpacking suit cases and throwing their contents in your area are considered unpacking.


"Wow, Goku would you look at that?" Chi Chi sighed leaning up against the window with the view.

"Cool, pretty nice view we’ve got," he said happily, just finishing his unpacking.  "And even better, they have a nice bed!" Goku proclaimed, happily flopping down on the fluffy surface of the bed.

"Don’t just sleep and eat the whole trip, Goku," Chi Chi warned.

"Didn’t plan to, I know how to have a vacation too you know," Goku stated proudly.

"Wow Goku, look at this," Chi Chi said in awe as she pointed out the window at the sparkling surface of the ocean.

"It’s great, good thing Gohan decided to bring his video camera, we can get all this on tape later," Goku said, wrapping his arms around her waist as they watched the water.


"Hi everybody."

"Hello."

Everyone exchanged hello’s as they met up in the hall.

"What do we do first?"

"Eat!!  We’re hungry!!" the kids complained.

"Okay… Do we dare go to the public dinning area?  Or do we go for the private one?" Bulma asked nervously.

"Woah!  We have a private one!?" Goku asked amazed.

"Yeah, we went for class this time.  Each floor has it’s own dinning room or they can use the big one on the first floor.  But we requested a floor were we are the only one’s on it because of the almighty Vegeta over here," Bulma sighed.

"Do we serve ourselves or what?" Gohan asked when they entered their dinning area and no one else was present besides the large table in the center of the room.

"Wow, candles and everything," Goku mentioned.

Everyone started examining their menus.

"What’s this?" Trunks asked as everyone sat down.  It was a small silver bell that said "push."

"Well push it!" Goten ordered as Trunks did so.  Everyone looked around to see what would happen.  Then all of the sudden about ten waiter looking people rushed out to the side of the table.

"Your orders?" the man on the right asked.

"I want 20 of your kids meals!"  "I want 20 too!!" Goten and Trunks stated.  The waiter gave a ‘they’re not serious?’ look to the adults.

"Yeah…uh, that’s what they want.  Heh, you know kids, always got an appetite," Bulma chuckled nervously.  The man hesitated but wrote it down.

"Your soup and salad special please."  Bulma smiled.

"Your teriyaki chicken salad for me please."  Chi Chi also smiled politely. (Mmm... the only salad I like)

"And for you sir?" The man asked Goku and Vegeta.

"We’ll have 40 hamburgers, with fries.  4 of your soup specials and some of those mozzarella cheese sticks, Vegeta has to try those," Goku said professionally.  The man just stared.  "What?  We’re splitting it between the two of us!" Goku exclaimed.

"20 hamburgers.  I’m not that hungry," Gohan sighed.

"Uh… you have money for this much food?" the man asked.

"Yes, here," Bulma said handing him the Capsule Credit card.  "And take your tip also," she said with a smile.

"Yes Ma’am!" he said, astounded, as he ran off to the kitchen.

The other people took drink orders, set silverware on the table, and then just stood around and waited by table side watching to see if anyone ever needed anything.

"It’s kind of weird to have people just stand around and watch you eat don’t you think?" Chi Chi asked.

"I don’t know it’s kind of weird, but cool," Bulma said in return.

"Dinner," the man said accompanied by the others holding all of the food.  The guys drooled.  "Enjoy, if you need anything we’re right here," the man said kindly.

All of the guys picked up a hamburger and prepared to shove the whole thing in their mouths.

"Uh uh!!  I don’t care if you eat that much, but you’re going to eat it nicely!" Bulma yelled.  The guys still had their mouths open just starring.

"Goku!  Eat that hamburger in at least four bites and chew your food or you’ll regret it," Chi Chi warned.  Goku gulped and awkwardly at first started eating the hamburgers with Vegeta and Gohan doing the same.

The girls sighed, but just made sure to elbow them when they so much as made a chewing noise.

"Goten!  Chew your food!" Chi Chi scolded.  Goten looked guilty and then continued to eat his food the best he could.

The waiters all just stared and sweated.  There wasn’t really much of a conversation because the guys were concentrating on keeping their food consumption under control with all their might.

"That was very nice.  Thank you," Bulma and Chi Chi said as everyone stood up.

"Yeah, thanks!" Goten and Trunks yelled as they zoomed by and ran for their room.

"Hmmph!" Vegeta huffed as he walked by.

"Thank you, good-bye that was good," Goku said, patting his stomach as he walked by.

They all returned to their rooms for the night exchanging good-byes.

"That has got to be the strangest group we’ve ever served," one of the girl waitress mentioned.

"Did you see their hair?  Sheez..." one of the others added.

"And how much they ate!  It’s humanly impossible.  And family resemblance is the most apparent I’ve ever seen!" the man blurted out.  Everyone agreed and went home for the night.


"But you’ll push me off the bed!!"  "I will not, I want it!!!" Goten and Trunks fought over who would sleep on the side of the bed that was up against the wall.

Gohan just put a pillow over his head cursing to himself and trying to get some sleep.  "Ugh!!!  Shut up!  Let me sleep or I’ll smother you both to sleep!!!" Gohan yelled after about an hour of trying to sleep.  Goten and Trunks froze and just sort of stared at him and then broke out into laughter.  "Oh man, this is going to bite," Gohan sighed putting all his pillows over his face.

"I’ll tell mom!" Goten yelled…. Goten won.


Vegeta and Bulma were already snuggled in bed.

"This bed is like a marshmallow!  How am I supposed to sleep with out getting suffocated by fluff!?" Vegeta said tossing and turning, accidentally brushing his cold feet against Bulma’s leg.

"AHHHHH!!!  Vegeta!  You idiot!  Your feet are cold, don’t do that!!" Bulma yelled through gritted teeth.

"This bed is too fluffy!" Vegeta complained.  Bulma ignored him.

About five minutes later Vegeta’s ice cold feet touched her leg again.  "Gggr!!!!" Bulma growled, throwing the top sheet that was all fluffy off the bed.  "There!!!  Now stop it!!" Bulma yelled.

"Sheez woman, PMS..." Vegeta mumbled getting back under the still remaining covers.

"What!!?  Vegeta!!" Bulma roared smacking Vegeta right across the face with her pillow.

"Ouch!  Fine you want to play!!?" Vegeta smirked hitting her back with his pillow.  This started a frenzy of flying pillows until about 11 when they finally fell asleep sitting up against each other drooling with pillows still in hand.


"Chi Chi what are you doing?  Just get in bed, it’s really comfy," Goku complained.

Chi Chi sighed and continued what she was doing.

"Why do you do your hair before you go to bed if you just redo it in the morning?" Goku asked.

"I don’t know, I guess it’s a habit," she sighed finally coming to bed in her usual nightgown.  She snuggled up against him and sighed.

"This is really nice hun’, you guys picked a nice spot to take a trip," Goku mentioned.

"Yeah, and tomorrow we get to go to the beach," Chi Chi smiled.

Goku smiled a side ways smile at her.  "You know what?"

"What?" she wondered.

"This trip is even better because I’m here alone with you."  Goku smiled.  She nodded as he kissed her and undid her hair.  "See?  There was no point in doing your hair."  He laughed lightly.

"I guess not."  She sighed as he slipped her nightgown off.


Meanwhile…

As Goku slept, he dreamed.

There was Dr. Gero, and the androids came into his room as he slept.  They took a blood sample and took off before he woke up.  (This is a dream, who knows how this stuff happens so impossibly.)  Then he stood up.  Chi Chi wasn’t anywhere.  He was in a black room and couldn’t see anything.

"Hello?" he asked.  He heard something behind him and turned around ad gasped.  It was him!

"I will kill you, Son Goku.  You can not defeat the androids," the evil version of himself replied.

"No!  They made an evil clone of me!" Goku panicked. (Hold this thought, we’re changing the scene.)


In the room across the hall Goten had just had a nightmare that all the food and toys in the world were gone.  It scared the crap out of him and he was nearly crying (awe).  He trembled and looked around.

Trunks would either freak out also or laugh at him.  Gohan would just tell him to go back to sleep.  So he decided to go to his parents because he always felt safe when he was around them.

He walked to their door cautiously.  The door was locked but he silently forced it open.  He could only see his parents faces above the covers and they looked pretty peaceful sleeping there.  He decided to just sleep in their bed and silently snuggled in between them with a smile and fell asleep.  (Above the covers of course.)


Back to the dream…

"Die!" his clone shouted, charging at him.

"Noooo!!!" Goku shouted waking up right after his scream.  He opened his eyes.  "It was just a dre-" Goku started and turned over to tell Chi Chi.  But instead met face to face with a now awake Goten starring him right back in the eyes curiously.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!  IT’S MY EVIL CLONE!!!!!" Goku screamed shooting back under the covers.

"Huh?" Goten was confused.

Chi Chi finally opened her eyes.  "Gok-"  She turned to see Goten.  "Goten!?  Where’s you father?" she asked confused.

"HE woke up, turned over, saw me, screamed, and hid under the covers after he shouted 'It’s my evil clone,'" Goten said mechanically.  Chi Chi had a puzzled look on her face.

She was about to get up but the saw her nightgown in the corner of the room out of the corner of her eye.  "Uh… Goku, it’s Goten, not a clone.  What’s wrong?" she asked, shooting back down and pulling the covers up to her neck.

Goku peeked out and then examined the situation.  "Oh.  Goten, sorry I had a nightmare."  Goku took a long breath of relief.  "Here I’ll… I-"  Goku was about to get up but stopped when he saw his outfit on the other side of the room.

"Uh… Why don’t you go back to bed?  Don’t worry we’re here to protect you from your bad dreams okay?" Goku said nervously, getting back a safe ways under the sheets.

Goten was confused but hopped up and stood on the floor giving them a questioning look.

"That’s right, get your sleep," Chi Chi said, giving a little hand signal to leave.

"Okay…" Goten said puzzled.  Goten usurely left the room.


Bulma and Vegeta were now half awake wondering what the hell happened.

Gohan and Trunks woke up cursing at nothing.


About an hour later Goku was flipping and flopping around not able to sleep.

"Is it the nightmare?" Chi Chi asked.

"No, just can’t get comfortable again."  He sighed.

She stared out the window.  The sun would be up soon.  Goku hugged her from behind and followed her eyes to the horizon in the trance like state of the water.

"Hey, Goku…" she said softly.

"What?" he asked.

"What do you say we go for a walk on the beach right now?  So we can be alone and just be there for awhile and leave before they even know we were gone," she said sweetly.  Goku smiled and hopped out of bed to get dressed.

They left the room as quietly as possible.


Vegeta and Bulma, still awake also, heard Goku’s room’s door close.

"What?" Vegeta mumbled as he peeked out the door just in time to see Goku turn the corner with Chi Chi.  "What is Kakarote doing at one in the morning with his mate!?" Vegeta mumbled.

He looked down the hall to see Gohan, Goten, and Trunks all looking out their door in curiosity also.  They exchanged various looks and with out words decided to follow them to spy.

"I’m going out awhile, I’ll be back," Vegeta told Bulma (who was already falling back asleep).

Gohan brought the video camera incase anything interesting was to happen.  They levitated about two inches off the ground and flouted a safe distance behind so they wouldn’t hear.

When they exited the hotel, everyone flew above and watched from the sky to see were they were walking to.


Goku then picked up Chi Chi and jumped into the air flying now.

"Down!!  Down!!!" Gohan whispered hoarsely as they dodged behind a building when Goku rose to their level and flew off.

"Okay, we have to keep our distance.  Everyone’s down to the average human power level right?" Vegeta asked.  Everyone nodded and followed.


They didn’t fly very long and landed on the beach.  There was no one else there.

"Wow…"  Chi Chi and Goku were speechless.


Gohan, Vegeta, and the kids ducked behind one of the large branchy logs that had washed far up on shore.  Gohan rested the video camera steadily on one of the branches and started recording.

"Heh, I get to borrow this tape for black mail!" Vegeta whispered as loudly as he could.

Gohan elbowed him in the gut.  They all quieted down and watched curiously.

Goku walked down to the waters edge hand-in-hand with Chi Chi.

The "spies" exchanged looks.

Even that was a little unusual for Goku to do.  Goku and Chi Chi showed little or no affection towards each other in public.  If they ever did, they did a good job hiding it.  The only things ever noticed were catching a glimpse of them whispering in each other’s ears when you turn you back.

Goten didn’t see anything that seemed unusual.  He didn’t know the slightest thing about love or affection between two people, and didn’t really care either.

Trunks, on the other hand, was amused, knowing more for his age than he should know about love, being the son of Vegeta and Bulma.

Gohan knew very well about the whole picture and it made him happy to see his parent’s act serene around each other.

But everyone still wanted to see why someone would be at the beach at this hour and want to be alone.

Gohan kept the camera rolling as everyone held their breath waiting for something interesting.


The couple stopped at the waters edge and stared for a moment.  "It’s beautiful," Chi Chi sighed as Goku wrapped his arms around her waist from behind.


Eyes widen.  "Are you getting this!?" Vegeta kept asking Gohan.

"Shut up and watch, of course I am!"  He scowled.


Goku and Chi Chi kept simple conversation for awhile as the others still kept their unbelieving eyes on Goku’s arms.

"This was nice Goku, can we just wade out a little bit?  Not deep, I don’t want my hair wet," Chi Chi said.

"Okay," Goku agreed as they stripped off their clothes to the swim wear underneath.

They walked gently to waist level and just relaxed.  Goku held her in his arms (eyes widen even more) as they lightly floated around.  They giggled here and there and accidentally got their hair wet but ignored it.  Without words they soon walked back out of the water, sparkling droplets of water dripping off their bodies to the sand.

They walked out and were facing the direction of the spying group but their eyes never looked in their direction.  Goku pulled her to himself from behind once again.


Eyes widen to their maximum size.

"We should go back to the hotel before the kids wake up…" Chi Chi whispered.

"Yeah… in a minute," Goku whispered back.  He rested his left hand on her breast and his right across her stomach.


Everyone’s eyes look like their going to pop right out of their head.  But Goten didn’t even seem phased.

What was the big deal? he wondered.  They're just hugging, Mom hugs me all of the time, so does Dad, Goten thought in confusion.  He didn’t understand the intimacy of certain area’s of the human bodies in a relationship.

Trunks looked like he might burst out into laughter, although still wide eyed.

Gohan was completely astounded and near ashamed for watching his parents when they thought they were alone.

Vegeta was wide eyed and overjoyed at the worth of the tape.  "Are you getting this?!  Are you getting this!?" Vegeta chanted.

"Shrt rrrp!!!" Gohan growled through his teeth.


"Of course, we can take the long way…" Chi Chi whispered so softly Goku could barely hear.

Their expressions softened.  Chi Chi tilted her head back to Goku’s awaiting lips as they engaged in an intimate kiss.


Gohan let the camera role and turned away, he had the dignity to let his parent’s have this privacy.

"I am sooooooooo going to use this tape!" Vegeta snickered.

Trunks was holding himself back from laughter and losing the previous nights dinner at the same time.

Goten was completely taken by surprise.  He was confused as hell as to why they were doing this, he had never seen his parent's kiss like this.  He had seen it on TV many times and even got his Dad to explain it to him.  "It’s something that people who love each other a whole lot to show affection," Goku had told him.  Goten thought it was nice that his parent’s loved each other, and smiled intently.

"You know what this reminds me of?" Trunks asked everyone.

"What?" They whispered.

"One of those mouth wash commercials were they say 'Have breath that’s kissibly fresh!'"  Trunks laughed.  Everyone couldn’t help but choke on their own laughter.

"That’s it!  That’s it!  We should send this tape in and not tell them, then they’ll see it on TV and flip!" Vegeta whispered excitedly.

Goku and Chi Chi’s lips pulled away from each other slowly, each of them staring into the other’s eyes as they walked with each other back to their clothes and took off to the sky again.

The others exchanged glances and took the back way at the speed of light to return to their rooms before Goku and Chi Chi.  They all slept the remaining morning hours in their rooms.


The sun came up and everyone assembled I the dinning room like nothing had happened.  No one got much sleep, so they all looked pretty messed up.

The waiters and waitresses were all just as kind as before, despite their appearance.  No one even bothers to change out of their sleep clothes.  So everyone was just sitting down at the table in nightgowns, boxers, tank tops, and hair that appeared to have gone through a tornado.  Nobody said anything about their customers.  Everyone ate pancakes.

Vegeta ate his pancakes far before Bulma.  She was casually holding conversation as his fork sneaked slowly towards her plate stabbing the nearest pancake.  As he moved to pull it towards hid plate she caught him.

"Ha!!!!" she yelled stabbing the same pancake and pulling it back.

"I’m hungry woman!" Vegeta growled.

"Get some more then!" she growled back.

"I just want one!" he growled again.

The waiters were about to offer to bring out a single pancake but didn’t dare.  Goku was to dazed to do much other than look at them like they were insane.

Him and Chi Chi still had wet hair and completely forgot abut it.

"What happened to you Chi Chi?" Bulma finally asked after winning over Vegeta who decided he was to dignified to be involved in such a fight.

"Huh?  What do you mean?" she asked.

"And Goku.  You both have soaking wet hair," Bulma mentioned.  Everyone turned to listen.

Chi Chi felt her hair and felt her stomach turn.

Bulma was the only one who didn’t know what had happened, everyone was eager to see what their explanation was.

"Uh… I took a shower?" Chi Chi said unsurely.

"Both of you?" Vegeta smirked.

Chi Chi and Goku both blushed.  "Uh…"  They looked at the kids.

"Of course not… uh, we just took showers," Chi Chi said nervously laughing.

"I didn’t hear any water running…" Bulma said, puzzled.

"Uh, I took it earlier… you were probably asleep," Chi Chi said blushing.

"I’ve been up all night… I didn’t hear anything," Vegeta smiled.

"Well I guess I was just quiet. And… well, isn’t breakfast good?" Chi Chi giggled.  Bulma looked at her like she was crazy but shrugged it off.


Everyone spent the day at the beach.  Bulma was sun bathing on her blanket.  Goku and Chi Chi were doing the same, nothing out of the ordinary.  Vegeta, Gohan, and the kids were holding a discussion a distance away.

"They don’t have the slightest clue!  I flew the tape over to the company last night!"  Vegeta could hardly contain himself.

"What a lame excuse too!"  Trunks sighed.

"Mommy lied!"  Goten pouted a little.

"I feel guilty about al this," Gohan stated.

"If you tell!!!" Vegeta started to threaten.

"No, I wont tell, I just feel bad."  Gohan sighed.

"I must admit that was a little disturbing to see some of Kakarote’s love life though," Vegeta shuttered.

"Hey, everyone deserves a little recreation, give them a beak, they were supposed to be alone any way!" Gohan mentioned.

"It will air on television at 9 am tomorrow morning on channel ten and then variously for the rest of the day and after."  Vegeta snickered.

"That fast!?" Gohan asked, amazed.

"Let’s just say I have my ways," Vegeta stated proudly.

"Oh.  Why did I even ask," Gohan mumbled.

Somehow Vegeta made up a lame excuse so that they spent the night at the Son house when they all returned home that day.  Bulma didn’t know why Vegeta was willing to sleep on a couch at his worst enemies house but was curious and went along with his little scheme.

Trunks and Goten were completely excited and all of the former "spies" set their alarm clocks.


At 8:55 the next morning the kids, Vegeta and Gohan were all in the living room.  Their alarm clocks woke up everyone else in the process.  Goku and Chi Chi came out and joined them.  Everyone was around the TV.

"Why are you watching a game show?" Goku asked.

"But Dad, we just love game shows," Goten said with a big smile.

"I thought you said they were stupid..." Goku mumbled.

"I changed my mind," Goten said turning back to the TV.

Goku and Chi Chi sighed and sat down with everyone else.

The clock clicked 8:59.

"Change it would you?  I hate commercials," Chi Chi said.

"No!  We want to watch commercials!" Trunks yelled.  Everyone was silent at the outburst but shrugged and watched the commercials.

Suddenly, just when the clock turned past the 12, the scene opened to a splashing bottle of Scope mouth wash.  It poured out and turned into the ocean as the narrator spoke about germ killing stuff.  Then it showed Goku and Chi Chi walking down the beach and Goku wrap his arms around her.  "And with Scope, your breath can be kissibly freeesh!" it said as Chi Chi leaned back and kissed him.  Their kiss continued as the narrator went on and on.  Then it ended and the McDonalds commercial and others came on.

Everyone was silent.  Bulma looked like her jaw might fall right off her head.  Chi Chi and Goku just stared at the television.  The others just watched Goku and Chi Chi for a reaction.

"We’d better go," Trunks said after 20 minutes of silence and mouths opening but never speaking.  He grabbed his gapping mom by the arm and drug her out of the house.

"Just singing in the shower… hmm hmm hu hmm hmm." Vegeta hummed to himself as he happily skipped out the door.


Wasn’t that funny?  He he.

 

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