http://www.organicdownunder.com/
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| The Ten Rules of Gardening! | |||||||||||||||||
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| THE TEN RULES OF GARDENING! | |||||||||||||||||
| With permission from David Heaton at http://www.organicdownunder.com/ |
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| 1. Nothing ever looks like it does on the seed packet. | |||||||||||||||||
| 2. Your lawn is always slightly bigger than your desire to mow it. | |||||||||||||||||
| 3. Whichever garden tool you want is always at the back of the shed. | |||||||||||||||||
| 4. The only way to ensure rain, is to give the garden a good soaking. | |||||||||||||||||
| 5. Weeds grow at precisely the rate you pull them out. | |||||||||||||||||
| 6. Autumn follows summer, winter follows autumn, drought follows planting. | |||||||||||||||||
| 7. Evergreens go a funny shade of brown in the winter. | |||||||||||||||||
| 8. The only way to guarantee some colour all year round is to buy a garden gnome. | |||||||||||||||||
| 9. However bare the lawn, grass will appear in the cracks between the patio paving stones. | |||||||||||||||||
| 10. "Annuals" mean disappointment once a year. | |||||||||||||||||
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