Tabbed by Jeff
C Fm C
Here we have our dust-free dining set
C Fm C C7
we guarantee it won't collect a speck
F
freeing up the children to instead
C E Am
grow into your molding
C E Am
heed more of your scolding
D G
go early to their new self-making beds
C Fm C
seems like you'd be tired of losing face
C Fm C C7
like you'd want to put the children in their place
F
the more you have to tell them to do their chores
C E Am
the more you run the risk of being ignored
D Am G
if you're lucky they'll turn out as good as you
D Am G
you tell them that they're good kids but you know it isn't true
C E Am F
your father drank a little; you're on liver number two
C Fm C
progress has a way of feigning ease
C Fm C C7
convenient new inventions bait the tease
F
for though it is impossible to cure:
C E Am
a husband bent on cheating
C E Am
the oxygen depleting
C E Am
a child who's always bragging
C E Am
a wife's persistent nagging
D G
we're equipped to live though it were