Be unique and different, say yes.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you 
notice that I noticed you too.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and 
emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, 
ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, 
JUST SAY YES!

Can I see your tag, cuz I'm sure you were made in heaven.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 
of the most beautiful things in the world.

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my 
dreams.

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.

Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, 
Mmm good!

God was showing off when he made you.

(For those geeks) You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of 
Calculus.

Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.

My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.

(This one is retarded) You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name 
is ____.

(From Napoleon Dynamite) Are you drinking 1% milk because you think your fat?
Because you could be drinking whole if you wanted to.