| In da start dere was nuttin. On da first day God created the U.P., he looked back and said, "Dats not too bad". On da second day God created da deer, da bear, da partridge, da fish, and da ducks. He looked back and said, "Wow, I did pretty good eh"! On da turd day God created da Yooper to roam the land. God looked back and said, "Wow I really outdid myself that time". On da fourth day God created da under world. God looked back and said, "I've done better". On da fifth day God created da troll to live in da under world. God looked back and said, "Dat wasn't too bright". On da sixth day God created da bridge so dat da trolls could visit heaven. He looked back and said, "What was I drinking". On da seventh day, God went HUNTIN |
| God's Creations |