| Computer Terms |
| So ya aren't left in da dark eh! |
| BYTE: What dem dang mosquitoes do. CHIP: Bear dung. COOKIES: Sumtin ya lose (Lost ya cookies, eh Eino!) HARD DRIVE: What ya got when ya travel in da winter. LAPTOP: Where da grandkids are. LOG OFF: Put da fire out. LOG ON: Add a log to da fire. MAINFRAME: Part a da sauna that holds up da roof. MEGAHERTZ: What ya got when da ax slips eh! MICROCHIP: Rabbit pellets. MODEM: What ya do to da lawn. MONITOR: Watch da fire. MOUSE: One a da only tings you can trap all year. RAM: What I did to da deer on da highway. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: What da older people got. SCREEN: What keeps dem dang mosquitoes out. UNZIP: Take off ya parka. WEBSITE: Where all da spiders hang out. WINDOWS: What ya close when it goes below -20 degrees. |