20 Fun Things To Do At A Library!
Please note I am not accountable if one were to actually do these things. In fact I highly recommend you just read this for your own entertainment, and not for the repeating in "the real world". If you have to repeat something, go to the "telemarketer" section. Help the world.
1.Casually walk up to the main desk, saying "With all this paper, you'd think this place would burn pretty easily, huh?" Then slam your fists on the counter and demand "THEN WHY aren?t there more fire extinguishers!?"
2.Engrave cryptic messages into the work desks, then lie of the floor, and cover yourself with fake blood or paint, trailing from the desk to yourself.
3. Sit down with a book, and tell everyone who passes by "I'm on a mission to read every book in this library! I'm already halfway done!" see their reaction.
4. Try to grab books from the shelves, and drop them off in the return bin without checking them out.
5. Hide in/behind the book return. When people drop off a book, scream up the chute in a menacing tone "FEED ME MORE BOOKS, MORTAL! THEN I want a chocolate bar... I loooove chocolate!!!" A few seconds later, yell "GET BACK HERE!!!"
6.Walk up to the front desk, then collapse on the floor and ry to fall asleep.
7. Do the same in front of the automatic door opener.
8.Sit in front of a computer for a long time, (or if noone sees you, pretend to have been) and when someone comes by, hit the "enter" key and say "Haha! go get em', little virus!"
9.Post signs around the library saying "SILENCE LAWS REPEALED! SCREAM ALL YOU WANT!"
10.Try to check out all the books at once.
11.Pretend you got your fingers stuck in the out-door book return.
12. Mix up the shelved books.
13. Hide under the furniture, and when people stop by, jump at them screaming like a deranged psychotic nerd "Get Off'a Ma' Property!
14.Walk up to the book check-out and say "Ahhh... yeah I'd like a Big Mac, a large fry, a medium Coke, and TRY to put ice in it this time!
15.Stand in the middle of the library and scream "SO MANY BOOKS! SO MUCH CORRUPTION!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
16. If you see someone using the Xerox machine, run over to it, press random buttons exclaiming "STOP THE PRESSES!" Then run away laughing maniacally.
17. Flip through the card catalog, pulling out random cards, and claim you're ordering them "Your way"
18. Run up to the librarian and point, saying (in a rather loud voice) "I KNEW IT! it was you in the billiard room with the candlestick!" then run off, babbling gibberish.
19. Get a video camera and a friend to work the camera. Don't forget a microphone. Stand out in front of the library. As people come by, pretend to start a news broadcast, something along the lines of "Just minutes ago, 13 people have had sudden breathing difficulties at (Insert library name). The cause? Unknown. But scientists are racing to find the cause, which has just claimed three lives. Reporting live for FOX2 news, this is (your name)"
20.Make towers of books. See who can build the tallest one.