Dumb Quiz, #4
The very best candy is found:
a) at the candy store, DUH!
b) on the ground on halloween...
c) by strangers. They're sooo nice and they give it out for free!
The most Exciting thing you've ever done was/is:
a) not taking this test...
b)Taking these DUMB QUIZES!
c) Ohhhhhhhh.... look at the little arrow-thing going back and forth... wooooooooowwwwwww.... AH! I just moved again!
What is a microwave oven for?
a) cooking food
b) potatoe chip bags
c) tin foil
4) what is static electricity?
a) electrons being discharged
b) I don't care
c) THE LITTLE PIXIES IN THE DOOR KNOB! THEY BITE ME!
The smallest thing in the world is
a) an atom
b) a little spec on a piece of paper
c) my brain
Every:
a= 0 points
b= 1 points
c= 3 points
Add up your score, then compare it to the following chart. If adding is too hard, get someone else to do it for you, and also add 3 points to your score...
If you scored:
0-5 points: You are smart in every way. You know and understand the basic priciples of the universe.
6-10 points: Don't count on getting a very good job... hmmm... how does "McDonalds Burger Flipper" sound?
11 and up: I am shocked and amazed that you are still alive to be taking this test. Whatever you do, just stay in the room you are in, or go spend the rest of your life in your bed...
