If you scored 0-4 points:
You are perfectly sane. There's nothing wong with you... yet
If you scored 5-9 points:
Ok. You might have a few defects. Or you wern't taking this test very seriously, right.... RIGHT?
If you scored 10-15 points:
You are screwed. I recomend you lock yourself up in your house, sand down all the sharp corners, plug up the electrical soces and throw away anything that can make a hole in a piece of cardboard because you are a hazard to yourself and others!
NOW TAKE YOUR TEST!
#1)
You see a half-melted ice cream cone in the middle of the road, and it is obviously your favorite flavor. Did I forget to mention there is a 16-wheeler comming down the street at 60mph? Anyway, you:
A)Rather than risk your life, you simply thought "Heck, I can get my own ice cream"
B)...considered running out there until you saw the truck and ran for your life
C) thought "YUM! FREE ICE CREAM!"
#2)
If you could turn into any animal, what would it be?
A)Anything but the ones listed below
B)A TURTLE! THEY'RE SOOOOOO FAST!
C)A SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM! YEAH!
#3)
What is 10+10?
A)20
B)1010
C)2
#4)
You are taking this test:
A)...for your own entertainment
B)...to find out how dumb you are
C)...I forgot!
#5)
You just won 10 million bucks in a local golf competition. You:
A)...Give some to charity, some to people who need it, then spend the rest for your own entertainment.
B)...tell all your friends as fast as possible and buy them all a car
C)...blow it all on gum
HOW'D YA DO? every.....A=0 points B=1 Point C=3 points... check the above chart...
