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Mmmm. More Victorian houses! Scrum-diddly-umptious! I call the one on the left the "Green House," and the one on the right the "Yellow House," for want of better names. Well, can you come up with anything better? Like, "Puce House"? See, it just kind of loses the meaning, doesn't it? It does. Now quit pretending you know more than me, I are smart and you is not. The "Gray House" is next. |
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*This* house, unlike the others, *does* have its own name. Unfortunately I can't remember what that is right now. Ha ha ha ha!! Well, I never said this was going to be an EDUCATIONAL tour, I'm allowed to be ignorant once in a while. Don't all those cool legends make up for it?? NO?? That's it, I am *never* taking you on a trip again!! You can drive around and count license plates for all I care!! Just--don't do both at the same time, okay? Don't wanna end up being sued or somethin'.
OMG, another sunset!!-- ((Runs off madly)) |
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ONE MORE, ONE MORE, okay, okay, I promise, THIS IS THE LAST ONE--!! |
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HERE COMES THE FERRY!! Run!! Run!! Hurry!! Go to the bathroom!! Quick!!
See that teeny lighthouse far to the right? No, not this one in front, the other one. That's the Round Island Lighthouse. It looks like a little house with a, well, a lighthouse next to it, duh. Jeez, maybe I should crack out my guidebook more often--nah, because HERE COMES THE FERRY!! Run!! Run!! Hurry!!
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Why look, it's charming Main Street in the evening. Where have all the horses gone, long time passing... HURRYHURRYRUNRUNRUN!! I have to pee, DAMMIT!! Come on you fudgies, OUTTA MY WAY!! OVERACTIVE BLADDER COMING THROUGH!!
Ahhhh, felt good to get that out of my system. And look, right in time for the ferry, too! Told ya we'd make it. Why do you ever doubt me? :) |
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I LIED!! Ha ha ha h--OW, okay, okay, I'm getting on, let go already!! BE CAREFUL!! If I fall in that water and drown I'm taking you with me!!
*Sigh.* There, wasn't that fun? Time to go back through Mackinaw City. But...uh...what's up with all that honking? UH-OH!! We just happened to take this little tour on the same day as the Parade of Lights!! OH DAMN!! Talk about bad timing! What, is everybody and their MOTHER out driving these things?? Well...it looks like we're gonna be stuck on this road until all these semis go by. May as well enjoy it. Thing is--
I HAVE TO PEE AGAIN!! ((Cries)) |
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And now, for your viewing pleasure, as an added bonus, a selection of sucky blurry photographs of bizarrely decked-out big rigs! :D |
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Look at them babies go! WONNNNK!! WONNNNK!! Wahoo! |
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There! There is the Mackinac Island tour as presented by Tehuti, your loyal (and anal) tour guide. I do hope you enjoyed all seven hours of it. And now, it's best that we get home before our feet fall off and before our bladders explode. Good luck getting out of bed tomorrow morning, you're gonna need it. :)
Ta-ta! |
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BIG FANCY FOREIGN-SOUNDING
FIN
(Now return to my main page, you schmuck) |
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