This is the story of Kim Carlisle
1-oh-8 on your radio dial
She gets straight A's but here's the deal
Half of what she says is stuff she steals
So turn her off
Put the cougar on a diet
Turn her off
Kim Carlisle be quiet
She thinks she's hip and she's edgy
But listening to Kim is like an audio wedgie
Aww yeah
It hurts our brain so stop it please
We've got the cure for this radio disease
So turn her off
Put the cougar on a diet
