Brad: In just a few seconds, the wrestlers will be making their entrances and getting ready for the big four ring, four ladder, battle royal!!!
Doc: Let's get it started! I can't wait any longer! The FANS can't wait any longer!!
One by one, the wrestlers make their entrances to their respective music and circle the outer perimeter of the rings. Because they have been told not to act before the bell rings, all they can do is fidget and stare each other down.
Doc: Dominic Payne a little late getting out here, wonder what took him so long...
Brad: You can tell these guys are just ITCHING to get in there. Some of them staring at those suitcases trying to decide which ones to go for, which one have their destinys inside.
Doc: Someone light this powderkeg!! I want to see an "Eruption"!
Brad: There's the bell and we are underway!!
Once the bell rings, all of the wrestlers ... with the exception of Trash Barlow .... hit the ring nearest them and size up where they are for a split second before the fighting starts...
0:03 Into the match...
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1. Basic Killer |
6. Danny Szatkowski |
10. John Patrick |
14. Mickyskimins |
| 2. Big Kahuna |
7. Dirge |
11. Justin Fantastic |
15. Omega |
| 3. Bill Fury |
8. Dominic Payne |
12. Matt Korben |
16. Schultz |
| 4. Blackout |
9. High Roller |
13. Maxx Capital |
17. Trash Barlow |
| 5. Bo Dacious |
20 |
X = Suitcase |
18. Jeffery Manson |
IN RING R - Schultz and Szatkowski charge at each other, but Schultz beats him down with a massive clothesline. On the other side of the ring Jeffery Manson tears into Justin Fantastic with vicious fists and an eye gouge.
IN RING A - High Roller attacks Blackout with a knee to the groin and a kneelift that takes him to the mat. John Patrick trades blows with Omega in another corner of the ring. Just when it looks like Omega is going to get the best of the exchange, Big Kahuna comes up behind Omega and helps JP double team him.
IN RING W - Dirge lays into Bo Dacious with a couple of massive chops to the chest, Bo Dacious goes down hard. Then Mickyskimins hits Dirge with a dropkick that barely fazes him. Korben comes over and stomps on Bo while he is down, driving his boot to the throat of the englishman. Dirge grabs Mickyskimins and lays him low with a devastating headbutt.
IN RING F - Basic Killer gets his clock cleaned just seconds after hitting the ring by a roundhouse from Bill Fury, Fury then continues to pummel on Killer with several punches to various sections of Killer's anatomy. Maxx Capital makes the mistake of trying to hit Dominic Payne with spinning heel kick as Dominic advanced on him. Dominic catches the offending foot, spins Capital around and delivers a german suplex for his troubles.
OUTSIDE THE RING - Trash Barlow has grabbed one of the ladders and is carrying it around Ring R, looking for an opening of some sort.
Brad: Some interesting matchups happening out there early. But Trash is the only one to bother with getting a ladder thus far .... I find that odd, considering the ladders are the KEY to winning anything.
Doc: They have to wear each other down first Brad, they can't just start grabbing ladders and trying to climb right away!!
Brad: Ummm... why not?
Doc: Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?
IN RING R - Schultz picks up Szatkowski and tosses him out of the ring. Then he turns around and hits Manson from behind with a forearm shot to the back of the head. Justin staggers away from them, shakes off the cobwebs, then spots Trash placing the ladder on the apron, with the intention of bringing it in. Justin rushes across the ring and slides feet first into the ladder, which hits Trash right in the face. Both Trash and the ladder fall to the concrete.
IN RING A - Omega gets blasted by a double clothesline from Patrick and Kahuna. Patrick is immediately on him with vicious stomps to his face and chest. But Kahuna looks across to Ring W and spots Korben, he slides under the ropes and out of the ring, making his way toward Ring W. Meanwhile, High Roller attempts to vertical suplex Blackout, but instead Blackout reverses it and it's Roller that gets suplexed. Patrick, seeing Blackout up and with his back turned, attacks him from behind with a knee to the small of his back. Blackout goes careening through the ropes and out of the ring.
IN RING W - Dirge charges Korben, who he believes to be preoccupied with working over Bo Dacious in the corner. Instead, Korben senses his approach and gets out of the way .... allowing Dirge to splash Bo. Korben takes his opportunity and kicks Dirge low and on the back of the leg. Dirge grimaces and tries to walk it off, but Korben does it again ... trying to get the big man off his feet. Mickyskimins, seeing this comes over and kicks Dirge's OTHER leg. The big man wavers and almost falls, but Korben catches him first, then motions to Micky. The two team up on Dirge to deliver a double vertical suplex!
IN RING F - Fury punches Killer so hard, he flies over the top ropes and lands hard on the concrete floor. Fury climbs through the ropes and comes after him, not letting up. Fury picks him up and posts him. Killer's head makes a terrible "bong!" that can be heard throughout the arena. Fury then walks over and grabs the ladder and tosses it into the ring. Meanwhile, Maxx Capital is taking a beating at the hands of the massive Dominic Payne, who whips him into the ropes and hits with a belly to belly that practically leaves a Capital smear on the mat.
3:06 Into the match...
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1. Basic Killer |
6. Danny Szatkowski |
10. John Patrick |
14. Mickyskimins |
| 2. Big Kahuna |
7. Dirge |
11. Justin Fantastic |
15. Omega |
| 3. Bill Fury |
8. Dominic Payne |
12. Matt Korben |
16. Schultz |
| 4. Blackout |
9. High Roller |
13. Maxx Capital |
17. Trash Barlow |
| 5. Bo Dacious |
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X = Suitcase |
18. Jeffery Manson |
Brad: Finally, we have a ladder in one of the rings! Although the action has been furious and fast thus far.
Doc: It's like a big train wreck! You want to turn your head away, but the fascination of it all keeps your eyes glued to it!!
IN RING R - Schultz headbutts Manson in the back of the head, followed by an atomic drop. He then launches the "Mad Man" by the seat of his pants up and over the top rope, crashing into Szatkowski, who was just trying to get back into the ring. Celebrating somewhat, he doesn't pay attention as Justin sneaks up and hits a single-leg trip, causing him to fall face first into the top turnbuckle. Before Schultz has time to recover, Justin crescent kicks him in the back of the head, and aplies the "bow and arrow" submission hold, knowing that they are the only two people in that particular ring, at that particular time. Outside the ring, Danny has taken umbrage at Manson for falling on him. Jeff is nailed with a spinning heel kick as well as a dropkick, and Danny slides under the ropes to rejoin the battle. Seeing that "The Teenage Sensation, " had re-entered the fracas, Justin releases his hold on the tormented Schultz, who presses his right hand on his aching back. Bridging and flipping, Fantastic is back on his feet in a flash, facing Szatkowski before the inevitable attack.Unfortunately, he facing him only a halfg-second before the attack, and Danny spears him to the ground. Grabbing both legs, he cinches up, falls back, and lets Justin fly back in the air courtesy of a slingshot. Justin soars into the turnbuckle, and collapses on the crumpled Schultz. Meanwhile, the "Mad Man" is well...mad. He climbs into the ring bent on meanness. Seeing an opportunity for revenge, he runs over to Szatkowsi, rakes his eyes, chops him in the throat, and starts biting his forehead.
Doc: Look at the scientifics out of Manson! What a display! He is a technical genius!
Brad: (Sarcastically) Ha Ha Ha. You are hysterical. Top form for the PPV. I wish he did have some technical skills.
RING R CONTINUED -Blind, choking, and suddenly...someone's dinner...Danny angrily lashes out, striking Manson in the breadbasket. Blurry vision aside, he can still see Jeffrey's shape when he attempts a superkick, which Manson dodges. Manson then kicks the "Sensation" in the gut and hits a double arm DDT. Danny's head hits with a thud. Seeing opportunity, Manson heads out of the ring to get a ladder.
Ring A - High Roller grabs Patrick's leg as he dumps Blackout. Tripping him, Roller applies the ankle lock to The Legend. Grabbing the ropes by instinct, he realizes he needs to go to plan B or his leg will be too hurt to climb a ladder. Attempting to turn around and kick at Roller's Head, JP sees a revitalized Omega swooping down for the kill on High Roller. He stops struggling and watches as Omega clamps a chokehold on The Gambler, breaking the ankle lock. John decides to just watch as High Roller blacks out due to lack of oxygen. Speaking of Blackout, he slides back into the ring and calls for Patrick to engage him in combat. Patrick obliges by charging after him. Blackout stuns the veteran with a barrage of kicks, punches, and fancy footwork. He whips JP into the ropes and attempts a clothesline, which John ducks. Assuming that Patrick was going to continue to run the ropes, he turns around and is surprised to see himself face to face with Patrick. JP then puts a fist in his mug, followed by a fireman's carry and Samoan drop. Grabbing Blackout, he heaves him back out of the ring, and turns his attention to Omega, who has made sure that High Roller is out and not waking up soon. Omega starts to punch JP, but his punch is blocked, and Patrick retaliates with several European forearms. Attempting a DDT, Omega blocks it, then grabs JP, and hoists him up in a modified back body drop. A smiling Omega listens for the sound of Patrick hitting the mat, then sees the bottom of Blackout's boot hitting him right in the nose. Omega staggers and collapses alongside High Roller. Getting up, The Legend by Design is sent down with a dropkick. He tries to get up and is sent down again. And again. And again. Blackout then runs the ropes and jumps up for the big elbow...and hits nothing but the bottom of the mat. Thinking quickly... JP leg scissors Blackout's neck, then turns it into a triangle choke. Soon thereafter, Blackout...blacks out, leaving John Patrick as the only conscious man in the ring. He then decides to go for a ladder.
Brad: Look over at Ring A, Patrick wrestling very smart, and I don't see how anybody there is going to stop him from getting a suitcase.
Doc: Patrick taking matters into his own hands by choking the life out of Blackout! Someone should get a paramedic down there and check those guys out!
RING W - Dirge lands with a crash. Korben and Mickey jump up, then come down with the "double elbow." Bo Dacious gets to his feet and help the other two stomp on the "Monster." Kahuna gets into the ring, charges, grabs Korben, whips him around,slaps him with a reverse knife edge, followed by a head butt and a bodyslam which sends Korben flying in the opposite direction from the rest of the pack. Dirge, taking advantage of the distraction, gets to his feet, takes ahold of Bo and Mickey, and cracks their heads together in a vicious "double noggin' knocker." First, he hoists up Mr. Dacious and heaves him out of the ring in gorilla press fashion. Bo knows how to land awkwardly on the arena floor. Stunned, Bo lays there, trying to catch his breat and calm down from the pain. Dirge then grabs Mickey and slams his head on the top turnbuckle, then the second turnbuckle, then the bottom turnbuckle. Finally, he tries very hard to put his boot through Mickey with some horrifying stomps that make the fans in the front row wince in empathy. While Dirge is busy with that, Kahuna continues to pour it on... He drops three elbows on The Man, and grabs him in a reverse chinlock. After a few moments, he puts an elbow on top of Korben's head, and then slaps on a sleeper. Korben quickly starts moving around with sudden, thrashing movements. This causes a loosening of the sleeper, helping him to effect an escape. Both men get to their feet and start to exchange blows, with Kahuna getting the upper hand. Dropping to his knees, Korben puts a haymaker in BK's family jewels. Kahuna lurches forward in agony.
Doc: Korben can't do that! He isn't in the ring with Dominic Payne!!
Brad: Hehehe...I'll give you that one...that was funny. Once in awhile you had to be funny...hey take a look!
RING W CONTINUED - Dirge picks up Micky, presses him over his head, then drops him cruelly onto his knee in a terrifying backbreaker. Writhing in pain...Micky rolls out of the ring to escape...and to get a ladder to use as a weapon. Korben, moving swiftly to grab Kahuna since he was doubled over, gets him into position and hits a pile driver. Not wasting anytime, he runs the ropes and comes down with a leg drop. Climbing to the second rope...Korben drops a "man-sized" elbow on his victim. Deciding to go for the jugular...Korben climbs to the top rope to hit his version of the frog splash. He leaps into the air...only to see Dirge get in-between himself and Kahuna. Dirge catches the flying Korben and flips him over...and powerslams him onto Kahuna. Meanwhile...Micky slides a ladder under the bottom rope.
RING F - Continuing his fun...Payne picks up Capital, grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him out of the ring. Fury, having already thrown the ladder in ring F, throws Basic Killer back in...as a sacrifice to Payne. Dominic accepts the offering and powerbombs the Killer in the center of the ring. Fury finally stops his extracurricular activities and gets back into the thick of things. Once inside, Fury and Payne stand facing each other, with Killer's crumpled body laying at their feet.
Doc: At Ring F, the two seven footers are going to go at it...this is great...let's see who the best "big man" is...
Brad: There might be others saying they deserve to be in any fight that decides who the best "big man, ' is...but this is an intriguing match-up!
RING F CONTINUED - The two behemoths start exchanging blows, with neither getting a clear cut advantage. Their faces starting to swell from the punches, Payne starts a different strategy and turns the tables on a fellow RAWF wrestler by clubbing Fury with a low blow. While Bill is dealing with the pain, Payne gets the ladder. Unbeknownst to Payne, Fury, the streetfighter, is used to having his balls belted..so he recovers more quickly than Dominic anticipated. When Payne turns around, Fury is there, and sends a straight shot between the eyes. Dominic drops the ladder, and in turn, gets his eyes gouged. Bill picks up the ladder and wears it out on Payne. A huge dent appears on the ladder where it introduces itself to Payne's head. Dominic crumples to the mat.
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