Monday Night Chaos 6/16/03


(From the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado)



The Chaos opening plays with "Desire" by U2 in the background. After which, an ariel view of snowcapped mountains followed by a shot of outside the Pepsi Center where the sign flashes "RAWF CHAOS 8:00PM ...SOLD OUT" is shown. We hear the crwod inside the building and then the shot switches to inside the arena where the fans are practically climbing the rafters. Signs such as "BEEEEEHOOTCH!" and "King Kahuna!" are seen as the camera pans over the thousands of people packed into The Pepsi Center.

Brad: WELCOME EVERYONE TO MONDAY NIGHT CHAOS!!!

The Radi-tron shoots fireworks into the air and the crowd eats it up.

Brad: I'm Brad Baxter, along with my broadcast cohort Doc Dillinger and tonight we will be "crowning" another Triple Crown Champion! Blake Zulu as mot of you know won the RAWF World Heavyweight Championship from Alex Layne last week in one of the greatest matches ever seen!! And thus because Zoo won the World Title, he was forced to vacate the Triple Crown. And tonight either Arsenal X, Big Kahuna, or Apocalypse will become the second RAWF Triple Crown Champion!

Doc: After the way Apocalypse literally destroyed Blackjack Grier last week at Conquest, I'm picking HIM to win the Crown!! But that's not what I'M looking forward to tonight. I can't wait to welcome our new Ironman Champion! The Aussie Icon Croc along with his Brotherhood!

Brad: Your right Doc, the whole Brotherhood should get credit for being Ironamn Champion, since they couldn't keep their noses out of it!

Doc: Oh boo hoo! Don't start that. Croc and Newton already explained what happened. X should of left Newton alone in the first place.

Brad: Right, whatever. Also on the card tonight, Alex Layne will get a chance to face Blake Zulu and reclaim the World Heavyweight Championship ...but he must get past Shawn Dee to do it!!

Doc: The Mountain Dew Fueled SOB! Now there's a man who I would ...and will...be proud to call champion!!

Brad: Layne and Dee square off to see who faces Zoo next week! But maybe the BIGGEST event of the evening won't necessarily be a match, but a VERY special announcement involving Philadelphia Freedom!! Kit has promised us some MAJOR news tonight!!

Doc: She and Croc are eloping?

Brad: That's not funny Doc, and I doubt Kit would think so either. All this and much much more as we take you to the ring!!

"Freedom Fighter" by Creed plays and Big Kahuna comes strolling out of the curtain and walks to the ring.

Brad: Kahuna has been hinting about some big secret all week Doc, I guess we may find out what's on his mind here and now.

Kahuna takes the mic from Levitan as the fans chant his name.

Kahuna: Miss Kit was kind enough to give me a few minutes here at the beginning of Chaos to deal with a few issues that have been on my mind the last few weeks. First off, I want to ask Kit if she would please come to the ring.

The camera pulls back, we hear the laughter that precedes �The Bitch is Back� by Elton John, and Kit strolls down to the ring, carrying a wireless mic. She gets in the ring to mostly a standing ovation from the fans. She walks over and looks at Kahuna, about three feet away.

Kit: Alright. Here I am. Speak your mind.

Kahuna looks around at the crowd and nods to them, then turns and speaks to Kit.

Kahuna: Kit, I wanted to tell you thank you. For giving myself and Sabre the chance in Cleveland to prove ourselves. For believing in me, and for not giving in to the desires of Vice, to send me packing.

Kit looks at Kahuna, out to the crowd and turns back. She has a bit of a confused look on her face.

Kit: You�re certainly welcome. You�re also welcome for the time tonight, and remember, if you don�t perform up to par tonight, you don�t perform again. Not in my ring.

Kahuna nods. The crowd voices their opinion of that possibility.

Kahuna: I remember. Thank you. If you�d be so kind as to remain in the ring while I ask out the next person I want to address. Jonathan Vice, would you please come to the ring?

�Miami Vice� rocks through the PA and Vice walks down to the ring. He is also carrying a mic. He walks up the steps and into the ring, all the while the crowd cheering for him. He walks up to about the same distance from Kahuna as Kit and speaks.

Vice: Here I am. What is it you want to say?

Kahuna turns away and collects his thoughts, then turns back and looks Vice in the eyes.

Kahuna: We haven�t exactly seen eye to eye lately. I wanted to apologize to you. For hitting you with the chair when I got screwed royally out of the World Title. For the tirades I�ve been on. The trail of bodies. I paid the fines, and I deserved those fines. I wanted to apologize to you the way you do your business. Man to man and face to face.

Vice nods, but doesn�t accept the apology, nor does he tell Kahuna to stick it in his ear, or other choice location. Instead he just nods.

Kahuna: Now, for the next, and most important, piece of business, I want to apologize to the fans.

The fans pop, Kit and Vice look at each other and out to the crowd. Chants of �Ka-Hu-Na� break out. Kahuna listens to this for a moment, looking embarrassed, then speaks.

Kahuna: Thank you, everyone. I have let you all down. I let my temper really get control. I was this close to the World Title. I lost the Ironman belt, I lost my best friend, I lost the Triple Crown and the Title Shot at Conquest, congrats, Zoo.

Another pause for a crowd pop.

Kahuna: So, to all the fans everywhere, my sincerest apologies. I let you all down.

Kit and Vice turn to walk away, as they do so Kahuna notices and calls to them.

Kahuna: Can you two spare another minute? I have a very, very important announcement to make.

The crowd begins to chant �Please don�t go�. Kahuna blushes a little bit and nods to Kit and Vice as they stop and slowly turn around and walk back into the ring. Kahuna stands up tall and prepares to speak.

Kahuna: Vice, Kit. As you two know I�m going to be getting married in September.

The crowd pops and continues it�s chant.

Kahuna: I want to announce right here, right now. Vice, Kit. Lola and I would be honored if you two would agree to join our wedding party, and stand with us when we get married.

Vice and Kit look totally stunned. The crowd pops big time! Vice lifts his mic.

Vice: Kahuna�

Vice is cut off by �Life is a Highway� by Tom Cochrane. The crowd goes from it�s happy cheers to happy boos as Thomas Highway appears at the top of the ramp, yet another wireless mic in his hand. He stops at the top of the ramp�

Highway: Please, would you stop?! I'm about to bust out crying over here..."I'm going to be getting married in September," "I would be honored if you two would agree to join our wedding party, and stand with us when we get married.??? As that imbecile G-Sex would say...SCRATCH DAT, behootch. I'm not going to cry, I'm going to vomit! Who the hell cares if you are going to get married to cheap, two dollar whore Lola. You could marry Britney Spears, and I wouldn't care. Hell, I wouldn't give a damn if you'd marry Don Ho, or even...or even that sissy computer geek Kris Wayne, you pineapple eating moron. What I do care about is getting the apology that I so rightfully deserve.

The crowd starts chanting, "Highway Sucks! Highway Sucks!"

Highway: You fans say that now, but I'm the engine that makes the RAWF train go...As for Kahuna, you can kiss ass and say "Thank you, MISS Kit. You can cow-tow to HER all you want. You can say, "Sorry Vice, please be at my wedding because I'm a spineless bastard," to your hearts content. But unless you say those magic words..."I'm sorry MISTER Highway, for being a grass-skirt wearing, volcano worshipping, stone headed son of a bitch," Then you have put yourself in my crosshairs. So lets hear it. While you are in a blubbery mood, spewing invitations to weddings, expressing gratitude and apologies, lets hear it. Lets hear the apology that counts the most, Kahuna!

Kahuna looks out at the crowd, which is chanting it's head off that "Highway Sucks". Kahuna walks to the ropes and leans over and addresses Highway.

Kahuna: Highway. I make it my personal policy to never apologize to an asshole. If you want to talk about crosshairs, what don't you grow some grapefruits, get yourself some tights, and step into the ring with me next week.Otherwise, shut up, go dream about your power trips, and for your own health, stay away from me and my business. Especially tonight.

Kahuna looks out to the crowd, which roars it's approval. Kit and Vice are standing aside watching the two mortal enemies. Vice starts to interrupt..

Vice: Gentlemen, maybe we should take this..

But Highway is oblivious to anything but Kahuna..

Highway: You want to talk grapefruits? Lets talk about the raisins you have...I remember when we got the operation going, I thought that you would be a hell of a World Champion. I thought you had the right attitude, the right look, the right abilities...but I was horribly wrong. You let Dirge walk over you...that showed me that Dirge had the right killer instict, and he proved it for a very long time. What did you do against Dirge. When you had him down, did you dig real deep and put that extra effort in to beat him? No. You rolled over and took the three. Pathetic. You can't beat a REAL wrestler, you can't go for the throat when you have someone in your sites, so now you want to take on a NON-wrestler to make yourself feel better? How low you have fallen, you savage piece of crap. Now, enough with the tough, "I can beat up a regular joe but I'll choke horribly when the belt is practically around my waist," talk. WHERE IS MY APOLOGY??

Kahuna points at Highway and gives Highway the answer.

Kahuna: You know. You're right about one thing. I have choked in the past. The past, however, is the past. I do, upon reflection, owe you an apology for putting you through your desk in Charlotte. I should have put you through the window! However, I didn't. Now, I suggest you look behind you, and do some apologizing yourself.

The crowd pops and Highway acts as if he's not going to fall for that old gag. Meanwhile behind him, Death and Taxes, not forgetting what Highway has cost them, are standing at the top of the rampway. Highway turns around and sees the Inevitables. Giving a signal to security...several uniformed security staff surround Death and Taxes, escorting them away, amid strong protestation by the former Tag Team Champions.

Highway: Well, Mr. Choke-Artist. Not only can't you win the big one. Not only must you make threats to non-wrestlers, but you need help to even do that. How utterly pathetic. You want me in the ring so bad. I have a solution to our current problem. The week before Philadelphia Freedom, why don't we have a tag match. You and a non-wrestler of your choice versus myself, and a wrestler of my choosing. What do you say, Mr. Choke?

Kit: Now wait just a minute...

Kahuna looks out at the fans, who go nuts at the idea. Kahuna turns around and nods.

Kahuna: You got yourself a deal, little man. The week before Freedom we will meet. Until then, you keep your nose, eyes, and the rest of you and your little cronies, out of my business. Including tonight.

Highway looks at him with complete disgust.

Highway: You don't tell me what to do. Only Vice and Kit have authority over me, you have NOTHING over me. Next week, you bring your tag team partner. I'll bring mine. Let's show the world what a genius I am, and what a moron you are, Kahuna! One other thing...don't try to pawn off a wrestler as a non-wrestler. For example, if you were to try and get that neanderthal G-Sex, to whom English is a second language and gibberish is a first, a manager's license...that wouldn't count. One last thing...don't worry about interference...I know you'll choke it away!!!

Highway turns and exits via the curtain as "Life Is A Highway hits the speakers. As Vice and Kit watch on in disbelief that Highway would actually be willing to enter the squared circle, Kahuna glares at the curtain.




Brad: Before we continue, we have some footage to show you. The following incident occurred after Conquest last Sunday night in the parking garage of The Palace Of Auburn Hills...

We switch to prerecorded video from after Conquest last week. The scen opens outside the arena where Blackjack Grier is seen smashing the windshield of Apocalypse's Viper with an axe handle. Death and Taxes are out there, trying to calm Grier down but to no avail.

BjG: Oh hell no I ain't calming down. That punk tried to take my livelyhood away and take the food off of my family's table? He wants to play games well he just met his (bleep) match!!!

Grier smashes the windshield though then sets to work on the drivers side window and front fender.

BjG: He wants to crack my head open with a camera?!?! Well let me show him the right way to smash something!!

Grier pounds on the fender and driver side door, creating huge dents and busting the glass before going off screen then he reappears with a gasoline can which he starts pouring the contents over the hood and top of the car as well as inside the windows.

BjG: So he wants to set things on fire, huh?!?! Well, let me show him how it's done successfully!!

Taxes is trying to calm Grier down as Death approaches the cameraman.

Death: This isn't no damn sports entertainment!! Turn that thing off!!

Death struggles with the camera, causing the camera to hit the ground just before Grier is heard yelling in the background as he produces a Zippo lighter while struggling to get past Taxes to get to the car. The screen statics out at that point.

Brad: From what I heard, they DID manage to calm BJ down, but this whole Apocalypse/Blackjack Grier story is far from over I'd assume!

Doc: Umm, how about we actually get to a match here...




DRAVEN VS. KRIS WAYNE


Brad: This match should be interesting; it pits �The Shadow� Kris Wayne against the newcomer Draven. Now we all know Kris, he�s been here long enough to establish a reputation as a tenacious ring worker. Now Draven, while new to RAWF rings has a history�and a bloody one at that. If you take a look at his moves you know he has a flair for violence and pain�and that will serve him well here.

Doc: I�ve seen this guy in the locker room in the back and he pretty much keeps to himself. There are some rumors that he knows someone here in RAWF but there�s not real evidence to support or refute that. It�ll be interesting to see if that really amounts to anything or not. Personally I�d like to see what this guy can do�we don�t see enough blood here.

Brad: With that joyful statement made let�s get to the intro�s.

Levitan: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first ...from Cupertino, California ....weighing 195 pounds.... this is "THE SHADOW" KRIS WAYNE!

�Chocolate Fudge" by Mannheim Steamroller starts to play over the loudspeakers and the fans start to cheer. After a few seconds �The Shadow� walks out from behind the curtain and nods his head in a confident manner. He waits at the top of the ramp for a few seconds the strides down to the ring. When he gets down to it he climbs the steps and walks to center ring, raising his hands. He walks around the ring for a few moments when he�s cut off by another song starting.

Levitan: His opponent ...from Tombstone, Arizona.... weighing 240 pounds .....this is DRAVEN!!!

Brad: It looks like Draven wants to make an impression, and from what I can see Wayne doesn�t really appreciate it.

Wayne walks towards the ramp facing rope and leans over it, thrusting his arm over it and pointing at Draven as he yells at him. Rob Zombie�s �The Great American Nightmare� continues to play over the speakers as green lights flash around the arena and Draven�s video package plays on the RAWF tron. After a few seconds Draven comes out onto the ramp with an evil smirk on his face and a weird gleam in his eyes. He looks down at the ring and smirks at Wayne, doing his best to antagonize him. He walks out onto the ramp and shakes his arms up and down. He starts to walk hunched over with his arms still out and moving, taking one step after the other slowly and methodically. As he gets down near the ring he points at Wayne with a sadistic smile on his face and draws his thumb across his throat, laughing at him after doing so. Wayne looks at him and frowns then backs off and waves Draven forward, Draven smiles at him and walks up to the ring, walking up the stairs and into the ring. He gets into it and looks at Wayne, cocking his head to the side and laughing at him. The referee looks at him and tells him to knock it off, Draven just smiles at him and walks back into his corner.

Brad: Well�that was interesting.

Doc: I like his style, he likes head games.

Brad: Well, if Wayne is any indication he�s not too bad at them either.

Doc: Well we�ll never see how good he is if that idiot referee doesn�t ring the bell.

Brad: Why all the hostility Doc ?

Doc: Just call the match. Let�s get this out of the way so we can see Layne reclaim his shot at the World Title he was screwed out of at Conquest.

Brad: I�m not even going to dignify that with a comment and thankfully I don�t have to because here we go !

Wayne and Draven lock up, pushing back and forth for a few moments. Suddenly Draven disengages for no apparent reason, backing off into his corner and laughing at Wayne. Wayne just stares at him with a confused _expression as Draven stands in his corner and smirks at him. The referee looks at Draven and orders him to get back into the match against Wayne. Draven just smiles and walks back into center ring, Wayne walks back up to him and they engage in another collar and elbow tie up. They push around for a few seconds before Draven pushes Wayne back into a corner and headbutts him then pulls back and slaps him hard across the face before backing off and laughing at him again. Wayne stands in the corner mildly stunned from the headbutt then shakes it off and walks out of the corner, rubbing his jaw a little with an annoyed look on his face.

Brad: This Draven guy is strange�I don�t get what he�s doing. He hasn�t actually made any real moves against Wayne yet.

Doc: He�s playing head games with him dimwit. Personally I like it.

Brad: Of course you do, he�s not actually wrestling. He�s just being a jerk.

Doc: Call him what you will, I like his style. We need more guys like that in this promotion.

Brad: We have too many guys like this in this promotion.

Doc: You just don�t like him because he�s not some kind of technical wrestling goody goody.

Inside the ring the two men are engaged in a slugfest, lying shot after shot into each other. This pattern continues until Draven mysteriously drops to the canvas, apparently unconscious. Wayne looks at Draven then to his hand and then to the referee and finally back to Draven. The referee stands silently with a stupefied look on his face as Wayne bends over to pick Draven up off of the canvas. As he starts to pull Draven to his feet Draven pops up and grabs his legs, dropping him on his back and wrapping him into a boston crab. As he does so he bends backwards and starts yelling at Wayne, mocking him verbally.

Doc: He just put Wayne into his own move, I love this guy ! He�s an absolute prick.

Brad: He does like head games.

As the referee starts to ask Wayne if he wants to give up and he repeatedly refuses. Draven cinches the move in a little bit more and continues to antagonize him. Wayne repeatedly refuses to submit, despite the obvious pain that he�s in. He starts to sinch towards the ropes, pulling himself by his fingers a little at a time. Right as he�s about to get to the ropes Draven pulls him back out into center ring, slightly easing the pressure on his back�and obviously intentionally.

Brad: What the hell is he doing, he could have had it early but he�s just playing with him.

Doc: You just answered your own moronic question.

Once again Draven allows Wayne to claw towards the ropes. Wayne slowly crawls towards them, one hand at a time, inch by inch until his hand is hovering no more than a centimeter above the bottom rope. Before he can grab it Draven suddenly lets go and stands up, walking back to his corner and hunching over it with a smirk on his face. Wayne rolls over and starts to pull himself up with the ropes, glaring at Draven, who just continues to smirk at him. Wayne stands up and walks back into center ring, daring Draven to come after him. Draven stands up and turns around, pulling on the ropes as if he�s loosening himself up. Wayne yells at him to come and get him. Draven walks up to him with a smile on his face and makes an exaggerated point of sticking his jaw out and pointing at it. Wayne rears backwards and lands a vicious haymaker into Draven�s jaw, spinning him around until he comes face to face with him again. Again Draven sticks out his jaw and points at it with a grin on his face. Again Wayne lands a vicious haymaker on his jaw, knocking him back into the far corner. Wayne follows him into the corner and starts to pound on Draven, landing lefts and rights, one after the other. Draven just stands there and makes no effort to protect himself, he just smiles and laughs as Wayne does so.

Brad: This man is sick, he�s making no effort to protect himself ! Not only that but he�s laughing about it !

Doc: From what I�ve heard the man has been through much worse than this.

Brad: Where did you hear all of this ?

Doc: Sources.

Brad: �Sources�. How helpful. Thank you Doc, that�s very enlightening.

Doc: I do what I can.

Wayne finishes wailing away on Draven and wraps an arm around his head, popping off of the middle rope and slamming Draven down face first onto the mat. He immediately flips Draven over and drops a knee onto his head then stands up and lands a legdrop across his neck. He stands up and follows that up with a pair of elbowdrops then pulls him to his feet and tosses him back down with a hiptoss. He stands over Draven and begins to kick him, repeatedly driving the tip of his boot into Draven�s ribs and yelling at him. For his part Draven just looks up at him and smiles, barely acknowledging the abuse. Wayne stops kicking him and picks him up, DDTing him to the canvas and dropping an elbow to the small of his back, Draven doesn�t seem to acknowledge it although it is obviously hurting him. Wayne looks at him and pulls him to his feet, grabbing him around the waist and suplexing him into the turnbuckle, Draven hits it hard and slumps down into it. Draven pops up and stumbles out into center ring and Wayne leaps at him, connecting to his jaw with a cracking jumping sidekick. The kick knocks Draven flat onto his back and Wayne drops down on top of him and hooks his leg. The referee immediately drops down next to them.

Brad: There�s the first pinning predicament ! One�.two�.

Doc: NO ! Draven kicks out�and with authority !

Draven practically throws Wayne off and leaps to his feet, grabbing Wayne and nails a hard knee to his stomach followed by a stiff looking forward falling powerbomb. He doesn�t wait for Wayne to get up on his own, he just pulls him off of the mat and tosses him over onto the back of his head with a German suplex that he follows up with a vicious clothesline from hell, almost knocking Wayne�s head off. Wayne lands hard on his back, lifting his head and shaking it to try and remove the cobwebs. Draven stands over him and laughs then rears back and intentionally kicks him in the groin within plain sight of the referee. Wayne balls up, clutching at his crotch as his eyes roll so far back in his head that they almost roll out of his ears. The referee pushes Draven back and starts to holler at him, but only gets a smirk and an obnoxious laugh in return for it.

Brad: Oh come on ! That was entirely unnecessary ! The referee should disqualify him, not just chastise him !

Doc: Hey, he has to warn him once. Those are the rules.

Draven pulls Wayne to his feet and lands another knee to his midsection then hits a piledriver on him then drags him to his feet and throws him into the corner, driving a vicious spear into his midsection. Wayne doubles over and stumbles out into the middle of the ring where Draven grabs him and picks him up, placing him up on the second rope and placing his hands in Wayne�s armpits. He looks over at the referee and grins and then leaps forward and drives Wayne into the mat with a crucifix powerbomb that almost folds Wayne in half. He drops down and places Wayne in a pinning predicament.

Doc: We have a pinfall ! Come on Draven !!!

Brad: You�re not supposed to cheer this, you�re an announcer !

Doc: I�ll cheer it if I want to, I wish I saw this more often !

The ref slaps the mat. 1...2...kickout by Wayne!!! Draven gets up stunned, he argues with the ref who sticks up two fingers and gives him the business right back. Draven picks Wayne up and tosses him into the ropes. Wayne ducks a clothesline attempt and rebounds off the other side. Draven tries another clothesline, but Wayne leaps, wraps his arms around one of the Draven's arms then wraps his legs around the Draven's�s other arm. A perfectly executed flying crucifix cradle!! Ref counts 1...2...3!

Winner by pinfall: KRIS WAYNE!!!


Brad: Wayne gave it his all as usual! Hand it to the young man for a great victory!!

Doc: Who the hell cares? I STILL say Wayne should stick to the sound booth!




The scene opens with Pickles walking down the RAWF Hall with the TV Title in his right hand, dragging along the floor. He gets stopped by Adz, who's in his casual clothes. Adz takes the TV Title and places it on Pickles' shoulder

Adz: Wear it high. Wear it with respect. Because tonight, you're defending the TV Title for Frank...

Pickles looks at the title and takes it off his shoulder and puts it back to where he had it in the first place, as he stares at Adz.

Pickles: No Adz, you're wrong. I dedicate the fact that I'm healthy and fulfilling my dream. If anything bad happens to Frank, I'll live his dream for him. The RAWF TV Title? I'm going to successfully defend it, just to spite Hackett.

Pickles pushes past Adz who shakes his head with a sigh.




Levitan: At this time, let us welcome� He comes to us from Los Angeles, California� He is the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the RAWF� BLAKE ZULU!!!!!

(The lights all start flashing neon green and light blue lights all over the arena. The crowd stands up to there feet� Then that instant �Sweet Leaf� by Godsmack starts to blare across the loud speakers. The fans stand up and begin going nuts. Blake walks out from the back with the RAWF World Title around his waist and a stoner grin on his face. The fans erupt louder with cheers. As Blake steps down the ramp a set of fireworks go off on top of it. Blake turns and walks backwards with his arms out then turns to the ring. Blake slides up and in the ring and prances around showing off his new gold. The fans quiet a little and the music then comes to a end� Blake grabs the microphone to speak�)

Doc: The fans love him! Why do they love Zoo so much?

Brad: Because he is not you! BURN!

(Blake speaks.)

Zoo: There once was a dude named Layne� Who I found tuff to tame� But I went to Conquest� Let my pot digest� And took the title and his fame!

(The fans go completely nuts! Blake raises his fist in the air to the huge ovation in the crowd.)

Zoo: Going into Conquest I had a goal. That goal was to beat Alex Layne and that goal was totally reached. Dudes, don�t get me wrong, Layne put up a fight, more of a fight than UCW did when they shut there doors! BURN!

(The fans go nuts once more. They love there Z-man. Who doesn�t? Not many people dislike Zoo, unless it is someone he just recently defeated and all� Blake puts his hands out for the crowd to calm down just a little� They do so.)

Zoo: The pay per view last week was so cool though. Walking in I had nothing to loose, walking out I had everything I needed in my life. First I got Mary Jane and Hannah. Then I got Bongo. And now I got the RAWF World Championship, totally rad don�t you say? Being champ means so many things. For instance� Defending it in a few weeks against the winner of Layne versus Dee, live here tonight. I know everyone wants to see Layne loose� again� but Dee has been coming on very strong dudes, don�t count the man out.

(Blake pauses and points to a few fans who are still cheering loudly. He winks to them and they get louder.)

Zoo: Man, I guess you guys really need your vitamin Z don�t you?

(With that comment the fans start going crazy again. Blake laughs at the support he is getting. He puts his fist above his head showing his support to his supporters� I guess�)

Brad: They have a new vitamin out? I haven�t heard of this one.

Doc: I think he is referring to himself� Think about it!

(Blake speaks.)

Zoo: You know�

(Right then� music hits. "Bad Religion" By Godsmack sounds over the PA as the crowd erupts with cheers� The fans stand, knowing Alex Layne is about to make his way out from the back. Blake leans on the ropes looking up the ramp.)

Doc: Could it be? Layne is going to confront the man who took the championship from him?

Brad: No I am sure he is coming out to offer Zoo dinner and a movie.

Doc: I doubt that�

(As the fans get anxious and listen to Layne�s enterance song� One flash of fireworks go off and out walks Alex Layne� But it is� not really him�. Unless he shrunk to 4�3�.)

Doc: A midget! And he is dressed up like the former champion, Alex Layne!

Brad: Look at the guy! He does resemble Layne.

(Blake about falls over in the ring from laughter. The midget walks down the ramp and gets in the ring. He is dressed identical to what Alex would be wearing on a wrestling night. The midget gets in the ring and walks to Zoo. The midget trips and falls� Blake almost dies from laguther.)

Zoo: Dude, Lil� Layne, you need to be more careful dude. You need to watch your step, heck dude you didn�t watch your step against me did you? You lost the belt against me.

(Lil� Layne gets up and points at Blake, holding a serious look on his face. He then points to the title� Blake laughs as he kneels down.)

Zoo: It�s ok dude, I know you want the title back, but fact of the matter is I won it fare and square. I am the dawg around here now and the only thing you can do is beat Dee tonight, and get the shot against me at Philly Freedome.

(Right then Lil� Layne runs up to Zoo and starts humping his leg!)

Doc: DEAR GOD!

Brad: I am not looking. Why is Lil� Layne humping Blakes leg?

Doc: Why is Blake letting Lil� Layne hump his leg?

Brad: I think he is high.

(Blake pushes Lil� Layne off of his leg and points at him. The fans are laughing hard to the little burn Blake is pulling out tonight.)

Zoo: Lil� Layne, you shouldn�t be humping legs, it�s flattering and all, but go prove yourself tonight and prove that your worthy dude!

(Lil� Layne gets upset and rolls out of the ring. Blake laughs as he does this as do the fans. Some fans heckle the midget as he walks up the ramp�.)

Doc: Pour guy, I feel bad for him.

Brad: You would, but Layne should of knew better than to hump the champs leg.

(Blake speaks.)

Zoo: Fact is, that wasn�t really Alex, you all knew that dudes. But what I am proving is I am growing to a huge proportion here in RAWF and Alex Layne, Adz, Shawn Dee, or even Croc can stop that. Heck dudes you can try it. But right now I am on fire, and I�m not talking about my grass. I am not trying to be cocky, but dudes, look at the obvious. And tonight I am going to keep a very close eye on Layne versus Dee. Heck maybe I�ll even show up out here. Once I hit that bong, you never know what� will� happen!

(�Sweet Leaf� begins to play. The fans go nuts! Blake hops over the top rope and heads up the ramp. On his way he slaps hands with a couple fans along the way.)




RAWF Television Championship
ZAK HACKETT VS. PICKLES*


Levitan: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the RAWF Television Championship!!! Introducing first, the challenger...

"As The World Turns" plays and on the Radi-tron the New Blood logo flashes along with scenes of Zak Hackett pounding on opponents.

Levitan: From The Bronx, New York....weighing 245 pounds ...this is ZAK HACKETT!!

The "AxMan" of RAWF struts his way down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Doc: This is Hackett's second chance in a row at the Television Championship, only this time he gets Pickle all by himself and doesn't have a third opponent in the ring.

Brad: He came very close at Conquest to dethroning Pickles. Can he do it tonight?

Levitan: And his opponent...

"Gelosea" by InMe blasts over the arena and Pickles steps out from the curtain, proudly wearing his championship belt and a No Bullshit t-shirt.

Levitan: From London, England....weighing 247 pounds .... he is the RAWF Television Champion....this is PICKLES!!

Pickles slowly makes his way down the ramp, the crowd booing him as he goes. He climbs into the ring and starts to remove his shirt, but Hackett attacks him from behind. As Hackett pounds on Pickle, the champion struggles to remove the shirt from over his head.

Doc: For crying out loud! Let the man take his shirt off!!

Brad: Pickle flailing around, trying to get the shirt off from over his head. Hackett is relentless however. OOH! Clothesline by Zak and the champion goes down!

Hackett reaches down and tears away Pickle's shirt and tosses it out of the ring. He pulls the champ to his feet and tries to slug him, but Pickles blocks it and steps on Hackett's foot. Hackett grabs the foot and hops around the ring for bit before shaking it off and glaring at a grinning Television Champion. Pickles and Hackett begin circling the ring. Hackett darts in first and grapples Pickles and grabs him into a headlock. After a few grinds, Pickles places his hands on Hackett�s back and throws him to the ropes. Hackett comes roaring back, but misses with a lariat. Pickles ducks sees Hackett run past him, and gets ready. Hackett bounces off the opposing ropes and runs right into a savat kick from Pickles. Hackett hits the ground hard as Pickles capitalizes and begins throwing punches towards the face of Hackett. The referee comes in and breaks up the melee as Hackett slowly gets up. As soon as Hackett fully stands, Pickles comes again and hits a powerful lariat, spinning Hackett around in mid-air. As soon as Hackett hits the ground, Pickles kneels down and starts choking him.

BRAD: It looks like Pickles is off to a very fast start to this match. Hackett has to regain his position in this contest somehow if he wants to stand a chance of joining his fellow New Blood members Seann Storm and Jza Rian as titleholders here in RAWF.

DOC: Don�t worry about the Ax Man�he can �hack� it�trust me!

The referee breaks it up again, this time scolding Pickles for breaking the rules again. Hackett shakes off the ring rust and stands up. The ref sees this and tells the two men to fight once more. As Pickles advances, Hackett goes for a quick kick, hitting Pickles in the stomach. Pickles doubles over and Hackett hits him with knee to the face. Pickles stumbles backwards a bit and is followed up by a stunning drop kick. Pickles hits the mat hard and quickly rolls out of the ring. As he does this, Hackett runs again, slides and hits a baseball slide to the mouth of Pickles. The TV Champion flies back and hits the barricade with a thud. Totally focused, Hackett comes up to the TV Champion and picks him up by the hair. He hurls him against the steel steps, sending a loud boom throughout the arena. Before the ref can count to ten, Hackett rolls in and out of the ring, breaking the count. Hackett walks over and picks up the upper half of the steel stairs. As he is struggling to do this, Pickle gets up. Just as Hackett has a good hold on the stairs, Pickle dropkicks the stairs right into Hackett's face. Hackett goes down and the stairs land right on top of him.

Doc: He took too long getting those stairs up! Well, no one ever said Zak Hackett's strong suit was timing. Look at his new show he's got on X-Net! It's a bit late to try to top me in the ratings with my "What's Up?" show! It doesn't pay to try to copy the original!

Brad: Doc, I hate to burst your bubble, but I do believe Stevie Midnight was the original RAWF Talk Show Host..

Doc: Please, that hack couldn't hold my microphone.

Brad: Speaking of Hacks, Pickle has one up against the ring barrier and is trying to choke him out!

Pickle is holding Hackett by the back of the neck, crushing Zak's windpipe against the top of the ring barrier. The ref is counting inside the ring. Pickle let's Hackett go and rolls into the ring, then back out...just like Zak did moments before. Pickle picks him up off the concrete and tries to whip him into the steel post. Zak reverses it and the champions goes shoulder first into the pole. Hackett groggily rolls back into the ring. The ref counts to nine before Pickle is able to pull himself back into the squared circle. Hackett gets up and starts putting the boots to Pickle. He picks the champ up and executes an atomic throw. Pickle drops to the canvas and bounces, clutching his back. Hackett drops an elbow on him, then follows that up by hitting the ropes, and nailing the champ with a diving headbutt to the stomach. He goes for the cover. Ref counts 1...2...kickout by Pickle. Zak pulls the champ into a sitting position and then hits the ropes, giving Pickle a neck snap upon the return. He covers the champ again! Referee counts 1...2...Pickles kicks out once more. Zak picks Pickles up and lifts him up onto his shoulders and hits a devastating fall away slam. ANOTHER cover! Referee counts 1...2...Pickles gets out of it yet again. Zak pounds the mat in frustration and stands up and kicks Pickles in the ribs. He picks him up and manuevers him into position for a belly-to-belly suplex, but instead of a suplex, he pulls him over near the corner, lifts him on to his shoulder and drops him face first on the turnbuckle.

Brad: What a belly-to-belly turnbuckle smash!! Pickles can't possibly have enough to kick out a fourth time! Zak hooks the leg! One....two.... Pickles gets a shoulder up!!! Incredible!!!

Doc: Pickles is a stubborn guy, always has been...especially when it comes to holding on to a belt.

Astonished and frustrated, Hackett picks Pickle up and lifts him up into a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him and tries for a superplex, but Pickles blocks it. Zak lets go and clobbers Pickles with a couple of punches to the face, then tries for the superplex again. Pickles blocks it once more and reverses it!! For a few tense moments, Pickles holds Zak completely vertical, high above the ring, then lets him drops forward, letting him go as he falls. Zak sails to the canvas face first and lies still. Pickles, wobbily and dazed, manages to stand up on the top turnbuckle and leap hitting a

Doc: PICKLEATOR!! He got him!!! He got him!!!

Brad: But he's out as well!! That move took the rest of his energy out of him!!!

Both men lie side by side on the mat as the ref starts to count. After the count of seven is reached, Pickle manages to roll over and drape an arm over Zak. The ref kneels and slaps the mat 1...2...Zak lifts a shoulder just milliseconds before the three. Both men climb slowly to their feet. Zak hits Pickles with a weak looking right hand to the jaw. Pickle counters with a crane kick to Zak's face. Hackett pinwheels to the mat. Pickle hits the ropes and plants a baseball slide dropkick to Zak's stomach, knocking the wind out of him. Pickles covers. 1...2...Hackett kicks out. Both men get to their feet and Pickle executes a backslide pin attempt. Ref counts 1...2...Zak squirms out just in time. Both men to their feet again but Pickles decks Hackett with a spinning heel kick that sends the challenger back to the canvas. Pickles hits the ropes and flips over Hackett, grabbing his legs and hooking them for another pin attempt. 1...2...Hackett kicks out once more! Pickles pulls him to his feet and hits a fisherman's suplex! The ref counts 1...2...Hackett squirms out. Both men to their feet and Hackett gouges Pickles in the eyes, then hits a stunner on the champ! Hackett then picks him up and clubs him with a couple of forearm shots across the face ,and then floors him with a NYC-YA!! Hackett hooks both legs and makes a cover! 1.. ...Hackett puts his feet on the ropes for leverage, the ref doesn't see it.....2...... Pickles STILL manages to kick out! Zak gets up enraged and argues with the referee about his slow counting abilities. Zak goes to pick Pickles up, but the champ grabs him and rolls him into an inside cradle. Referee counts 1...2...kickout by Hackett! Both men to their feet and Pickles kicks Hackett in the stomach. Pickles whips Hackett into the ropes and Hackett replies with going for a spinning wheel kick. Pickles ducks it, but Hackett remained composed and sweeps the legs out from under Pickles. As Pickles stumbles onto one knee, Hackett leaps up, jumps onto Pickles' knee and lays in with a Shingin Wizard! He covers Pickles 1...2....3!!! NO! Pickles kicked out!

Brad: I thought he had him right there!

Doc: Pickles is a champ, he'll pull through!!

Zak drags Pickles to his feet and looks for the NYC-YA. Pickles continually elbows Zak in the head until he lets go. As Zak turns around, Pickles goes to kick Zak in the stomach, looking for Pickled but Zak caught him! Zak spins Pickles around and as Pickles faces Zak again, Zak goes for a clothesline, but Pickles ducks. As Zak turns around, he gets booted in the knee and doubles over as he does Pickles puts him in a piledriver position, hooks his arms and hits The Personality Clash!! He rolls Zak over 1...2...3!!!

Brad: WHAT A MATCH! How many close pinfalls did we have there???

Doc: This match was dedicated to Pickle's friend Frank. Frank, he won it for you!

Winner by pinfall: PICKLES!!!


Pickles takes his title as his music is stopped. He helps Zak to his feet who looks wary. Pickles extends a hand to Zak. After a lot of chanting from the crowd, Zak finally accepts the hand as Pickles shakes it and raises it into the air for a tremendous pop! Pickles drops and rolls out of the ring. As Hackett holds his head and leans heavily on the turnbuckle, resting for a second before he has to leave the ring, someone jumps over the barricade, grabs a chair, and rolls into the ring behind him!

Brad: BAGGS!!! BAGGS IS HERE!!!

Hackett turns around just in time. Just in time to be clocked over the head with the chairshot from Baggs that is. Hackett goes down hard and Baggs starts choking him out with the chair. Pickles turns around near the top of the ramp and sees this going on and races back down to the ring. Baggs sees him coming and bails out. Pickles checks on Hackett as Baggs starts up the ramp. From the curtain, Higgerson, Storm, and Rian come running out and Baggs leaps over the barricade and hightails it back through the crowd, laughing.

Doc: Hackett brought that on himself!!! He cost Baggs the U.S. Championship a couple of weeks back!!

Brad: This New Blood/Elite Establishment feud is just starting to heat up!!!




"Bad Religion" Plays by Godsmack, the fan gives out its mixed reaction which Alex Layne is used to. He walks out onto the ramp and immediately walks down it, ignoring everyone around him. He slides into the ring and takes the mic from Levitan.

Brad: Alex isn't scheduled to have an in-ring promo here tonight.

Doc: Yeah, its bad enough when he is.. Why doesn't he just leave?

Alex Layne: Now I know most of you are wondering, why have I been so quiet this week? I know dicks like Doc over there don't care, but there are those of you who actually give two shits about me and what I do. But I'm not going to sit here and ramble on and on. Down to the point, I'm leaving the RAWF.

Brad: WHAT?!

Doc: Woohoo! I was right!

The crowd itself is in a huge commotion amongst itself.

Alex Layne: Thats right. The reason I am leaving is because of Blake Zulu, not because he is a better wrestler.. Because everyone knows that he isn't a better wrestler. The reason for leaving is the fact that he was under the influence of drugs at that match, which is why it was dangerous wrestling him in the ring.

Doc: Always looking for an excuse, Alex is a coward!

Alex Layne: You can all say what you want, but thats the truth. Which is the reason I'm leaving the RAWF, I'm not safe here to wrestle with guys like Blake Zulu around. Which is also why I'm sueing the RAWF.

Brad: Come on now! They hired you Alex, they gave you a job!

Alex Layne: I made the RAWF get noticed, and this is the thanks I get from the staff. I introduced them to X-Net, they placed me in a match that could have very well costed me my career. You can disagree with me but it doesn't matter, I'm right. So after I sue the RAWF for as much as I can indeed sue it for, I'll probably retire from the wrestling world for awhile, after all I will be rich enough to do so. The reason is obvious, that drugs are indeed illegal and the RAWF never did anything about Blake Zulu and his drug problem. So fans of the RAWF, staff of the RAWF, wrestlers of the RAWF, X-Net and fellow No Bullshit members... Don't get pissed at me for leaving, get pissed at Blake Zulu, its all his fault despite what he might come back with. Sorry about your luck RAWF, but you're going to make me a very rich man... Farewell all. The best RAWF World Champion is now leaving the building.

"Bad Religion" By Godsmack plays once more as Alex Layne leaves the ring, leaving the fans completely speechless....

Brad: Ladies and Gentlemen, a huge bomb has been dropped on us tonight! I think I speak for us all in RAWF when I say we never censor anyone here...and Alex Layne has a right to his opinion.... but what a shocker! Well....let's just get on with the show.




G-SEX VS. SINNER


Levitan: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first ....from Baltiomore, Maryland ....weighing 210 pounds....this is SINNER!!!

The lights in the arena go out as a single blood red strobe light focuses on two figures in the entry way. "The God That Failed" blasts out over the arena as Sinner and Seven makes their way down to the ring. Seven carries the signapore cane over her shoulder and wears her traditional leather mini skirt and white button up shirt complete with a black tie. Sinner puts out his cigarette, gives Seven a kiss and slides into the ring.

Brad: Sinner coming off a big PPV win at Conquest. Can he make it two in a row?

Doc: If he can, he'll be in line for a title shot somewhere down the road..

Levitan: And his opponent!!!

The crowd gets to their feet and gives a standing ovation as "Still Ballin" by 2Pac rocks da house!

Levitan: From Sacramento, California ...... weighing 269 pounds ....this is G-SEX!!!!

�Tha Franchize Playa� appears at the curtain and the thousands of women in The Pepsi Center scream in delight as he shimmies and struts his way down the ramp wearing his normal "G-Wear" He spots Seven at ringside and gives her a wink and a seductive grin. Her eyes go wide and she looks away. Sinner doesn't seem to notice this however as he's begin checked by the ref for weapons. G-Sex climbs into the ring and poses for the Denver crowd. They eat it up, giving him another tremendous ovation.

Brad: G-Sex also coming off a huge victory at Conquest. It shouldn't be long before he's in line for a title shot of some sort.

Doc: Did you see the way he looked at Seven??? He better stay away from her otherwise he may recieve a signapore cane up his...

Brad: Oh, and YOU'VE never given Seven a stare like that? Please!

The two combatants circle each other and start to lock up, but G-Sex pulls back at the last second and waggles a finger at Sinner, then he and the fans yell at the same time: "SCRATCH DAT!" Sinner looks at him with disbelief and disgust. As he has a laugh at Sinner's expense. Sinner sneers and and tells him to "Get serious!" G-Sex holds up his hands in a gesture of agreement and they start circling again. Again, they start to lock up, but AGAIN G-Sex pulls back and shakes his head. He and the fans yell: "SCRATCH DAT!" Sinner stomps and has a mini-fit, yelling at the ref and pointing at G-Sex. The ref shrugs and holds out his arms in a gesture of helplessness. G-Sex, with a big grin on his face, makes a "getting serious now" gesture and beckons Sinner to come on. Sinner looks at him doubtfully, but G-Sex promises him no more antics. Sinner starts forward and G-Sex thrusts catches Sinner by surprise with a running shoulder block. Sinner rolls backwards for a bit and stops as G-Sex smiles and gets up himself. Sinner looks around and finally stands up; talking some smack to the one they call G-Sex. G-Sex gets enraged over one of the comments and charges at Sinner. Anticipating this reaction, Sinner ducks and heaves G-Sex up and over the ring ropes and down onto the outside mat area. G-Sex lands with a thud and is now favoring his left arm as Sinner looks on. Looking at the nearby turnbuckle, Sinner climbs up and leaps into the air. As he gets ready to hit an elbow drop, G-Sex rolls to his left and Sinner lands on the mat, holding his right arm in pain. G-Sex gets up slowly and begins to stomp on the right arm of Sinner. Holding it deeply, Sinner tries to get away from the stomping feet of G-Sex, but finds himself cornered. After a couple of more seconds, Sinner opens his eyes and sees G-Sex rolling back into the ring to prevent the count-out. Sinner, realizing that G-Sex is not coming back outside, sums up all of his strength and rolls into the ring to stop the 10 count.

BRAD: We are seeing some high-risk moves in the beginning of this match, already. These mistakes might cost them some valuable energy as the match goes on.

DOC: Looks like G-Sex is going to continue to focus his main attack on that right arm of Sinner. Going to start off with an arm lock�and it looks like a snap clothesline. Sinner will get his head straight soon�no doubt about it.

Sinner�s head bounces off the ring mat as G-Sex celebrates a little. After gloating a bit, G-Sex turns around to focus on Sinner, but to his shock, Sinner is not at the same spot. G-Sex turns around and finds Sinner barreling back at him. Not having enough time to side step or duck, G-Sex feels the full brunt of a Sinner spear. G-Sex screams in shock as Sinner takes him down with a full force spear, knocking the wind out of G-Sex. Sinner gets up, visibly holding his right arm, and drops a legdrop. G-Sex is picked up by Sinner and is given a scoop slam. Sinner picks him up again, but this time gets around him. Sinner wraps his arms around the waist of G-Sex and executes a messy German Suplex. Due to the weakened state of Sinner�s right arm, he let�s go a little early, making it an awkward landing for G-Sex. Nonetheless, both wrestlers are fine and Sinner goes for the pin. 1,2, KICKOUT!!! Both men get up and Sinner knees G-Sex in the abdomen, doubling him over. Sinner goes for a bulldog attempt, but G-Sex shoves him off and Sinner goes flying into the corner face first. He bounces back and spins around, right into a clothesline by the "Playa". G picks Sinner up and shoves him back into the corner, then straddles him on the turnbuckles. He hollers "BEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOTCH!!" then proceeds to pummel Sinner with punches. The crowd counts along. "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!" G steps down and Sinner weaves and wobbles a few steps, then does a header to the canvas. G-Sex gets a pop from the fans with his trademark grin, then tries to apply a Texas Cloverleaf. Seven reaches in and pulls her man out of the ring before G can get the hold locked on. The crowd boos as Seven massages her man's shoulders and tries to motivate him. G climbs out of the ring and Seven scurries away. G starts to go after her, but Sinner pops him from behind with a double axe handle.

Brad: Mistake by G-Sex! He turned his back on his opponent. Seven exerting herself into a match once again.

Doc: She's doing her job Brad!! Helping and encouraging her charge is in her job description!

Sinner plugs G with a couple of punches, then hits him with a dropkick that sends G-Sex back first into the ring apron. Sinner rolls G back into the ring and follows in after him. Once in, he stands up and uses the ropes as leverage to stomp on the "Playa" four times. Sinner picks him up and gives him a brainbuster over his knee. G's shoulder hits hard on Sinner's knee and G-Sex hits the mat, clutching it. Sinner stomps on that shoulder a couple of times, then picks G up and applies an armbar on the arm with the injured shoulder. G grimaces in pain and slaps his shoulder to try to get the circulation going. Sinner cinches it in tighter and twists. G hits him with a punch to the face, but Sinner stubbornly holds on and yanks on it again. Sex goes to one knee, the grimace still on his face. Sinner stops twisting and delivers an atomic elbow to G's sore shoulder. G collapses to the canvas. Sinner pulls him back to his feet and executes a sitout powerbomb! A cover! 1...2... G kicks out at the last split second. Sinner pulls him to his feet once more and tosses him into the ropes. Sinner executes a perfect frankensteiner into another pin attempt. Ref counts 1...2... another kickout by G. The fans start screaming for a comeback by G. They chant his name as Sinner yells at them to shut up then picks his opponent back up and hits a vicious standing neckbreaker.

Doc: Ouch! That'll realign those vertebrae in a hurry!

Brad: Wow Doc, learn a new word this week did we? Been waiting all night to use that one eh?

Doc: Zip it funny man, or I'll realign YOUR vertebrae.

Brad: Somebody's cranky tonight.

Sinner rolls G over on his stomach and grabs his wrists. Planting his foot on G's back he pulls back his arms and applies a surfboard. G cries out in pain as his shoulders threaten to pop right out of their sockets. the ref asks him if he wants to give up and he shakes his head vigorously. After a few more seconds of this, Sinner releases the hold, bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow drop on G's back. He rolls him over, hooks the leg, and the ref makes the count. 1...2...G somehow manages to lift a shoulder up before the three. Sinner gets up and decides to climb to the top rope! The fans scream for G-Sex to get up! Sinner flips them off and then leaps, doing a summersault in mid-air.....and hitting nothing but canvas as G rolls out of the way. Sinner lies face first and motionless on the mat as G crawls over to the ropes and uses his good arm to pull himself up. Sinner pries himself off the mat and stands. G charges him and clotheslines him back to the mat. The fans go nuts and cheer him on. Flexing his arm to get the kinks out, G waits for Sinner to rise once more and when he does he decks him with rapid fire punches to the jaw. Sinner's head rocks back with each punch. G hits the ropes and floors Sinner with a flying lariat. Outside the ring, Seven screams and wails. G picks up Sinner once more and tosses him into the ropes, delivering a devastating spinebuster on the return!

Brad: This could be the beginning of the end!!!

Doc: Thank you Professor Cliche.

The fans are screaming at a fever pitch now as G gives them a grin and catapults off the ropes and hits a kneedrop on Sinner. He picks Sinner up and positions him. He raises him up for a vertical suplex...and holds him there for several seconds before finishing the move. Sinner comes crashing down and lies still. G-Sex gets up and winks at the fans, which is the signal for the "Sex Drive"!! He picks Sinner up and places his head under his arm. Seven gets up on the apron and whistles at G, who spots her and pauses. She starts seductively untying her tie and unbuttoning her shirt. G's eyes go wide and he continues to stare. Just as it looks like Seven will remove her shirt completely, Sinner low blows G. G doubles over and Sinner hits with a sitdown bulldog! Seven gets off the apron and Sinner hits a legdrop on G-Sex. A cover 1...2...kickout by G. Sinner snarls and pulls G back to his feet and tries a standing neckbreaker, but G blocks it and lifts Sinner up and gives him a standing spinebuster. He quickly turns Sinner over and applies a California Cloverleaf!! Sinner cries out in agony!! Just as it looks like Sinner is ready to tap, Seven climbs back on the apron and distracts the ref. G-Sex releases Sinner and walks over to Seven and grabs her by the hair.

Doc: Ohhh, look at the big man now, abusing a woman!!! He should be disqualified right here and now!!

G pulls Seven close and gives her a long passionate kiss. She struggles and flails to get away at first, but eventually relaxes. He lets her go and she kind of slides back to the floor, a dazed look on her face.

Doc: My god! Someone call the paramedics!! He's choked her out with his hallitosis!!

G-Sex turns around, only to be bushwhacked by Sinner, who nails him in the groin with a knee. Sinner whips G-Sex into the ropes. Sinner goes for a backdrop, but G stops and grabs his head, nailing The Sex Drive!!! A cover and a count! 1...2...3!!!

Winner by pinfall: G-SEX!!!


Brad: That was a hell of a matchup between those two. They both put on a hell of a show and things are certainly never boring with G-Sex around.

G-Sex begins celebrating as Sinner rolls painfully out of the ring. He and Seven leave ringside as G-dances for the fans to "Still Ballin"

Doc: I can�t stand that idiot. If I have to hear �Scratch dat !� one more time I�m going to slap someone.

Brad: That�s soooooo tempting Doc. You have no idea.

Doc: Stuff it moron. That phrase is idiotic, G-Sex is idiotic and so are you. I only work with you because I�m paid to.

Brad: Can�t take a joke Doc ?

Doc: Just shut up and..

The music stops suddenly and G-Sex looks around in confusion. Suddenly the lights in the arena go completely dark.....

Brad: Oh no, not this again! Who the hell keeps messing with the lights??? This happened two weeks ago and now it's happening again!

Doc: HEY! Something is happening in the ring, I can hear it!

Just as suddenly as they went out, the lights come back on and G-Sex is lying unconscious on the mat. Standing over him with a tire iron in his hand is a familiar figure...

Brad: BLACKOUT!!!! BLACKOUT HAS RETURNED!!

Doc: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! The Greatest Television Champion is back!!! And what a return it is!!!!

The crowd boos loudly as Blackout grins and snatches the microphone from Levitan and walks over to G's unconscious form.

Blackout: Hey G-Sex!!! I've been watching your vulgar and nauseating actions the last few weeks and I've taken about all I can stand of it. The REAL "PLAYA" is back Homes!! And when I'm done with you, you aint gonna be able to scratch yer own privates, let alone "dat!" And you can take that $h!t to the bank!!!

"Toxic" by Crazytown plays and Blackout tosses the mic away and leaves ringside, gripping his tire iron in his hand and slapping it against his palm.

Brad: What a revolting display!!! But that still doesn't answer who turned off the lights!! Blackout couldn't have done it and gottwen to the ring that fast...




The scene switches to backstage near the control booth. We see the fuse box being locked shut by Thomas Highway. Not realizing the camera is there, Highway smiles and says to himself..

Highway: Now how does that song go? Oops, I did it again?? Heheheheheheheheh.

Highway straightens his tie and walks off camera.




ALEX LAYNE VS. SHAWN DEE


Levitan: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.....introducing first ...from Atlanta, Georgia....weighing 256 pounds...this is SHAWN DEE!

"Right/Wrong" by DMX plays and Dee comes out from the curtain, holding a six pack of Mountain Dew. He tears a can off of the six pack and sets the remaining five on the ramp. He opens the single can and chugs it down with one long motion. When he's finished, he makes a big show of wiping his mouth and then tosses the can into the crowd. He picks up the remaining Dews and makes his way down to the ring.

Doc: Wait a minute... I thought they would cancel this match since Layne has quit!!

Brad: Maybe Alex has changed his mind?

Levitan listens into his earpiece as Dee is pacing the ring, smiling and extremely confident. After a minute or two, Levitan speaks to the referee, who calls for the bell...

Brad: The bell has rung! I guess they are just going to count Layne out and give the victory to Dee.

Doc: ALRIGHT!!! SHAWN DEE GETS TO FACE ZOO FOR THE WORLD TITLE NEXT WEEK!!!

The fans boo as they watch the referee count "1 .. 2 .. 3 .. 4 .. 5 .. 6 .. 7 .. 8 .. 9 .. 10!" The ref calls for the bell again and raises Dee's arm.

Brad: Well, it looks like the stars are aligned for Shawn Dee tonight! He gets a chance at destiny next week!!

Doc: A chance for The Elite Establishment to reclaim the belt!!! GO SHAWN GO!

Winner by Countout: SHAWN DEE





�Bring me to life� by Evanescence continues as The US Champion Adz walks out down to the ring. Fans all around are chanting his name and giving him a massive pop. He crawls into the ring and grabs a microphone.

Brad : Wow, Adz is here tonight, I assumed he would be at the hospital with his buddy Frank, aka Purple Termite.

Adz waits for the noise to quiet down and then begins to speak�

Adz : Thank you, thank you all for the ovasion you just gave to me.

There is another huge pop�

Adz : Now I don�t know how many of you have seen on the telly lately, that this past week I have spent a lot of my time in the hospital with my good friend Frank, otherwise known to wrestling fans as Purple Termite. Get well soon buddy.

The fans cheer and start a Termite chant�

Adz : And tonight, you will all have probably noticed that I do not have a match, but I couldn�t let all you Adzamaniacs down and not show tonight. No I couldn�t, Frank wouldn�t have let me if he was awake, I know he wouldn�t. So I have come here tonight to tell you guys that things are going to change.

Doc : Wow, some sort of announcement.

Brad : I wonder what it is�

Adz : Since coming to RAWF, I am undefeated, I am 4 and 0. I have already won the US, or UK, or whatever you want to call it title. Some people would say that I have been successful so far.

Doc : Hell yeah.

Adz : But I don�t.

Brad : Huh, ungrateful bitch!

Adz : Back in my old wrestling days, when I used to tour around all the whole damn country with Frank, he used to lecture me about technique, using my undoubted talent to my potential, and showing the world what I could do. He may be about a foot smaller than me, and weigh around 100 pounds less, but hell, Frank is like a mentor to me. He taught me what I need to know, and he taught me all the right stuff.

But look at me, I�m still the clown that everyone laughs at, people still come to watch me so that they can laugh at me and with me. Frank taught me to be an unstoppable fighting machine, and what was the outcome? An overgrown clown who once showed promise.

I may be undefeated, and I may be US Champion, but are people scared of me? Do people shudder when they hear the name Adz? No, of course they don�t. Why, because I�m still clowning around.

In the past few weeks I have told people that there will be no more gimmicks, yet it is this gimmick of being stupid that has made me succesfull. I am not denying the fact that acting stupid has helped me win title after title. But look at me, I�m 6�4 and built like a brick shit house, any friggin gimmick could win me title after title.

So I�m here to tell you guys, that it is time Frank�s work was put to use. The Adz you have seen so far has been good, but it is time I was great. I�m just warming up for the big game, and the big game is not far away.

Doc : Wow, do you think he is talking about the World Title?

Brad : Yeah, probably, I bet Zulu is scared� not.

Adz exits the ring and his music starts to play. Most of the fans cheer but some are shocked at Adz�s serious and determined attitude.

Doc : He didn�t tell us what this whole �No Bullshit� is all about� what�s going on?

Adz reaches the top of the stage and turns round, he then puts the mic to his lips�

Adz : You guys, you think I have been impressive so far? Well you ain�t seen nothing yet. And you all know what I�m talking about�

Adz drops the mic and walks backstage, leaving more people in shock




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