Me: Darin Webb. He: Hello, sir. I am with the donor program for Paralyzed Veterans of America. We will have a truck in your area on Thursday. Do you have any used clothing or donations of that sort? Me: Shh�it�s a secret to everybody. He: (silence) Me: Let�s play money making game. He: No, we�re not selling anything. This is just a courtesy call to get some donations from people. Me: Have you visited to the old man in the waterfall? He: um. Me: Dodongo dislikes smoke (click)
She: Hello. Have you taken interest in Sprint PCS exclusive long distance rates? Me: Pay me and I�ll talk. She: I just need some information from you really quick Me: Take any road you want. She: Do you currently own a cellular telephone Me: Boy this is really expensive. She: What? Your telephone? We can discuss prices� Me: Talk to the old man in the cave. She: okay�Is he home right now? Me: Go up, up the mountain ahead. She: (silence) Me: This ain�t enough to talk. (click) |