The final year. We’ve made it. It’s been interesting, sometimes crazy, sometimes hard, always fun. Watching you tell Mrs. Sitzler what a uneducated imbecile she was was priceless. Seriously! It’s so true, though. “Do you even have a minor in education?” Amazing. Anyway, good luck in the future and all that. You’re going in-state, right? I’m sure I’ll see you around town. If not, have an amazing life, friend. Aaron Klugworth. <--That name will be famous one day.
I didn’t really talk to you all that much. I probably should have, though, because Wendy says you’re really nice. She was in my bio class last year, and we got to know each other pretty well. She made it seem like something more was going on between the two of you, but I know you and Kristen are something. So Wendy is probably lying or seeing things that aren’t there or something. Anyway, have fun in college. Maybe we’ll run into each other somewhere. Catherine
So, Jack. That’s pretty Jacked. Jackariffic! Remember that? Remember Jackariffic. Karl totally stole that from you. We both know it’s true. His Karlriffic just isn’t as cool. What can I say, you’re a trend setter. Speaking of which, congratulations on the senior superlative. Kristen and you make such a great couple. Smart money is on you two for a fastest post-high school marriage. Keep playing that sax, man. One day, your name will be in lights. You’re going to do such great things in this world. I only hope I’m around to witness it. You know my number. If we fall out of touch, I’ll cry. Then I’ll blame you. Then I’ll hate you. Elizabeth.
Wow, what a year. I don’t want to get all mushy on you or anything, but you’re probably my best friend and, even though I should be saying all this crap in person, I just wanted you to know I totally appreciate you and I value our friendship like no other. There. That was sentimental. Anyway, I can’t wait for college. Industrial design here we come! Also, Saturday at Jake’s house. We’re going to get SMAAAAASH faced. I’ll call you. Greg.
I’m so glad I got to know you this year through Kristen. I totally should have gotten to know you earlier. Oh well. Kristen is amazing and you treat her right. Don’t change that. That’s awesome. Seriously. I know it sounds corny, but guys like you are hard to find. I’m so glad someone as cool as Kristen found one. Now if only I can find one for myself… Got a brother? J/K. We should totally hang out this summer. Holly. P.S. If you want my phone number or email, just ask Kristen.
It’s been fun and confusing. I think I’ve gotten at least six of your assignments. Our last names aren’t even sort of similar. I think Mrs. Sitzler really is crazy. You were right about that one. How hard is it to fathom that there are two people with the same first name in one class? Apparently, it’s hard. It’s real hard. Jack.
You coming to my graduation party Saturday? I’m sure you’ll be there. Can I ask you a favor, though? Don’t bring Greg. It’s nothing personal, it’s just that Jennifer can’t stand him and I kinda want to please Jennifer. Not that I don’t think Greg is a cool person. And he’s welcome whenever he wants to stop by my house. Just not Saturday. Thanks. I knew you’d understand. Well, I’m not really in a mushy, nostalgic mood, so I’ll just say that this high-school crapola has been fun or whatever. Fuck it, this is way too cheesy. Jake.
How is it that someone so mean can have such an awesome friend? I’m sorry. I know Greg is your best friend and all, but you can understand where I’m coming from with this. We have a history. I’ve tried to put it past me. He doesn’t seem to want to do the same. Either way, I don’t hold your friendship against you. I think you’re totally awesome. And speaking of totally awesome, I think Jake and I are, um, yeah. Well have a nice life with Kristen. I’m sure you’ll have really smart, really kind children together. Jennifer
Isn’t it possible, through some strange power, that two people can have similar ideas at the same time? Not only possible, but, given the amount of people coming up with ideas all the time, it’s pretty darn easy to do. I don’t care what Elizabeth says. I stole nothing from you. Nothing, you hear me? NOTHING. Sorry, that was uncalled for. Anyway, Yearbook was fantastic with you. There were times when I wanted to show up to just that class. The kids, the fun, Mr. Stein dumb-jokes. Man were they dumb. “Hey, two sausages are in a frying pan…” Cue pulling back the hammer on a gun! Well I’m sure I’ll see you, seeing as how we’re both going to UNLV. I’ll be in the honors dorms. We’ll party or something, I’m sure. Karl.
Why am I writing in your yearbook? I tell you things all the time everyday. Well, I guess I’ll just sum up the things I say to you all the time anyway. You’re the most amazing guy ever. Before I met you, everyone was sort of dry and dull. Then, when I met you, it was like, “woah. Look at all the awesomeness in the world I’ve been missing out on.” You truly inspire me to become the best person I can become. And not in a demanding way. Your presence is just astounding. It makes me want to save the world, just so more people have a chance to have the life I live right now. God, this all sounds pathetic. Every word of it, dripping with sentimentality, but it’s all true, I swear! See you tonight. Kristen
Another year is flying by. God, you and Kristen are so adorable. Lauren and I totally wanted to win the cutest couple thing, but I suppose you’re probably more deserving. After all, Lauren and I are so ugly! Just kidding. I’m not that self-deprecating. Well, I’ll probably never see you again, seeing as how I’m moving to Chicago next year. Good luck and all that jazz. Keep giving shit to the people who deserve it. Omar ([email protected])
Well it was very interesting having you in my class. I think (or I at least hope) we both learned quite a few things. You really will do great things to this world if you follow your dreams and never give up.
Sincerely,
I just read Mrs. Sitzler’s entry (it was right above mine) and I have to concur. She knows what she’s talking about. And also, YOU’RE A DORK! Sorry, that was for the Christians comment. Mr. Stein
Sorry this is so long and sloppy, but it’s because I’m nervous and I need to babble. So, um, why haven’t you told Kristen about us? Are you scared? Ashamed? I’m not. I’d do it again. You’ve got to be one of the coolest people around. I didn’t mean to get in your business with Kristen, but if you can honestly tell me you didn’t feel something that night, I’ll go away and drop the subject. You can’t, though, can you? Didn’t think so. But what should I do? Should I wait around for you to break up with her? Because you don’t seem to be doing a very good job of that at all. In fact, you’re doing a downright lousy job. So do it already! Fucking do it! Because your inaction is hurting everyone. And think of Kristen. If you really like her, you’ll want her to know how you feel—maybe I’m getting presumptuous—how you felt about me. Or maybe not. I’m not sure. But I thought you had more guts than that. Some of us are just self-serving. I’ll let you do the math. Anyway, I’ll be at Jake’s party. It would be nothing short of fantastic if you came alone, without those shackles on your arms you call a girlfriend. I’m sorry. This is hard. Kristen’s nice. I like Kristen. But she’s in my way. I’d feel the same way about anyone. You know? Oh, yeah. Have a good summer and all that bullshit.
Love,
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