Why Retired Couples Don’t Have Livejournals
7/6
Current mood: Crabby
The crossword puzzle stumped me today. My doctor keeps telling me to quit smoking.
7/9
Current mood: crabby
Finally, I finished today’s Scrabble Gram. I never even knew “Gimlet” was a word. Howard slept until nine this morning. He missed our morning breakfast. He’s sleeping more and more these days.
7/14
Current mood: crabby
Daytime talk shows bore me. My kids never call. Marge died two days ago. I don’t have anything to wear to her funeral. I might decide not to go at all. Howard will probably end up falling asleep.
7/15
Current mood: Cantankerous
That’s it. I’m not going to Marge’s funeral. She wasn’t all that great to begin with. And she lived way past her prime. Besides, it’s not like she’ll be attending mine. Stupid dead bitch.
7/22
Current mood: Ornery
I went to Marge’s funeral. I cried a lot. You happy, Marge? I cried a lot. If anyone knows a 5 letter word for mysterious, post it. Oh, and it’s not “vague,” because the third letter is either an E or an M.