3/16 Current mood: relieved. I made it through another winter. Time to photosynthesize.
Current mood: Bored I�ve just been sitting here making chlorophyll all day, inching slowly towards the sun.
Current mood: Annoyed I got pruned yesterday. I hate it! It hurts so bad. Those fucking oxygen breathers, they don�t even give a shit. I�d like to cut off some of their fucking limbs. They cut too much off the top, too. Now I�m all uneven.
Current Mood: Excited I met a bee today!! He took some of my pollen. It was totally cute. I wish my stem was straighter.
Current mood: Thoughtful It�s the little things in life I�ve learned to enjoy: Sunlight Water Carbon Dioxide
Current mood: embarrassed. So the bee came back. We started talking. He�s pretty much just a blue collar type worker. He wouldn�t shut up about the queen, but it was sort of endearing. Anyway, I tried to act all sexy around him, but he didn�t seem interested in my advances. And then, when he left, I realized I had the biggest piece of bird poop on my leaf. UGH!!! |