"This fireman came in to our school and he showed us his truck and his equipment and then his head exploded and he died." "This scientist put his brain inside of Frankenstein, and his head exploded and he died." (EDITOR'S NOTE: It is unclear whether the head in question was the scientist's or the monster's. The story was, unfortunately, cut short by the editor interrupting, saying, "Dustin, that's an inappropriate thing to say.") "Descartes' head exploded and he died." "I heard that Einstein's brain was so big that it couldn't fit inside his head, so his head exploded and he died." "I was with my grandma and she's so stupid. She told me I couldn't play video games and then she took my book away and I told her, "No!" and then she said," (The author, at this point, does a high pitched "impression" of his grandmother. Actual words are not discernable.) "and then her head exploded and she died." |