He is a big fan
Of her vagina, but she
Just wants his money
For how hard life is
It�s a wonder we don�t love
Its firm concision
He plays piano
in C minor and misses
the smell of her hair
Everyone loves a
Funny haiku, so I will
End this one with, �poop!�
You don�t like your eggs?
They might look good on your face.
Why don�t you wear them?
I can�t believe all
These Asian people
When the fuck did this happen?
Six miles to the
Border, no one knows what I�m
Getting away with
Flockheart and Boyle:
Any town is big enough
For the both of them
Are you mad at me
For hating him or are you
Mad that he�s vile