A: My name is Darin. Who are you? Q: I'm the ficticious person you made up as a vessel for your own self- aggrandizement. A: Cool. Q: Did you write everything on this site? A: Yes. Q: Even the one ab-- A: Yes. Q: Why is this site so boring looking? A: I could say something about simplicity or minimalism, but the truth of the matter is, I'm not very good with HTML. Q: So why even bother with a website at all? A: No one will publish me. Q: What's with some of these stories? Are they supposed to be funny? A: Keep your opinions to yourself, question-man. Q: What do you look like? A: I don't know. Shortish. Light brown hair. Skinny. Q: Got a picture, tough guy? A: No, that's creepy. Q: If I ain't raped ya by now, I ain't gonna. A: Was there a question in there? Q: Final question: Why is it that even your Frequently Asked Questions page is boring, uninformative, and self-serving? A: My page, my rules. |