Q: What went through your mind as that final shot went into the hoop?
A: I thought, �wait. Is it March already? I think my car registration is expired!�
Q: How important is this victory?
A: In the vast scheme of things, it�s completely insignificant. Look at al the famine, poverty, and war in the world. Do you think any of the people experiencing those things give a damn about my stupid sports team? At best, it�ll be some dumb trivial knowledge conveyed by over-paid announcers during a moment of boredom in a future insignificant game.
Q: What was it like playing with Michael Jordan?
A: He is the nicest smelling player ever to step foot on the court.
Q: How much of an honor is it to be voted into the All-Star game?
A: I�d place it somewhere between �Math Student of the Month� at Fairmont Elementary and the time I beat my brother at Monopoly without owning Park Place.
Q: Sum up your basketball experience in one word.
A: Basketbally.