| George Bush Quotes. (The smartest president of them all!) America has wonderful citizentry who just refuse to be defeated.- California,Nov. 4, 2003 I know what i believe. I will continue to articulate what i beleve and what i believe--i believe what i believe is right- When u own more money, it means u have more money to spend I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war. I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well. You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. No, I know all the war rhetoric, but it's all aimed at achieving peace. My mom often used to say, "The trouble with W" -- although she didn't put that to words. In 1994, there were 67 schools in Texas that were rated "exemplorary" according to our own tests. At this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly outta Ronald Reagan Airport. Laura and I will thank them from the bottom of my heart. When you have your own money, it means you've got more money to spend. The benefits of helping somebody is beneficial. We're in for a long struggle, and I think Texans understand that. And so do Americans. Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop". I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here. And one of the things we've got to make sure that we do is anything. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end. Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. |
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WAYS TO DRIVE OTHER PEOPLE INSANE 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) 3) Insist that your e mail address be: '[email protected]' or '[email protected]' 4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair dancing. 6) Put your waste bin on your desk and label it 'IN.' (This is a 'must do') 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 9) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." 10) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 11) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way. 12) Dont use any punctuation 13) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 14) Ask people what sex they are. 15) Specify that your drive through order is "to go." 16) Sing along at the opera. 17) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 18) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) 19) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." 20) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. 21) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party 'cause you're not in the mood'. |