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Snail have 2 brain cells. Like arsenal fan.--- Confucious
Ken's thoughts about the EPL
RESULTS!!!
Man u 2- Liverpool 1

Newcastle 0- Chelsea 5!!!
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United kept the pressure on top of the table Arsenal with a hard-earned 2-1 win over Liverpool at Anfield.

It was United�s third successive Premiership win over Liverpool following their double success last season; Ryan Giggs bagged both United goals as they repeated last season�s scoreline in the corresponding fixture against their fierce rivals from the other end of the East Lancashire Road.

The Welshman's goals put United two-up midway through the second half but they were forced to battle all the way to the end after Harry Kewell reduced the deficit in the 76th minute.

The game had certainly caught fire during the last twenty minutes and as the closing stages wound down it was touch and go as to what the final outcome would be.

Emile Heskey had one final opportunity in the last minute after he�d taken the ball from Murphy, but Howard did well again to snuff out the danger. The final whistle was sounded seconds later to bring to an end a frantic conclusion to a match which got steadily better as time wore on.

LIVERPOOL: Dudek; Finnan, Biscan, Hyypia, Traore; Diouf (Le Tallec, 70), Gerrard, Murphy, Smicer (Sinama-Pongolle, 63); Kewell, Heskey.
Substitutes: Diao, Riise, Kirkland.

MANCHESTER UNITED: Howard; G. Neville, Ferdinand, Silvestre, O�Shea; Fortune (Fletcher, 83), P. Neville, Keane, Giggs; Forlan, van Nistelrooy.
Substitutes: Ronaldo, Butt, Carroll, Djemba-Djemba.

Attendance: 44,159
9th november

WHY  WENGER IS AN IDIOT

Arsene Wenger is an idiot. No Manchester United Fan will contest this statement. Maybe its his abnormally large nose, mabye its his stupid looking face or even his biasness.

Firstly, his name sounds like ARSE-ne Wenger.  Which, coincindentally, sounds like ARSE-Anal (his club). The only thing I like about arsenal is that their name consists of two words which have the same meaning.

Secondly, he's a manager. The word manager is actually half Latin half English. "Man" is English. "Ager" is Latin for rapidly aging long nosed fool. All people in charge of clubs are "managers" with the exception of "SIR" Alex Ferguson. Note the "SIR". Unlike  "MAN-AGER" Arsene Wenger, Alex here is a"SIR"

Sadly, ARSEne Wenger is a biased MANAGER. He sees fouls on his players in the penalty box but strangely  he doesnt see Pires being overly susceptible to gravity. Perhaps its his nose blocking the view. Poor chap! Imagine having such a nose disrupting  your life. What a handicap!

In conclusion, poor Arsene Wenger is a victim. He shouldnt be insulted or humiliated by writing awful articles like these. Instead, lets pick up a gun and end his misery. Its called euthanasia. So the next time you pay Arsene a visit, be sure to bring an M-16 along.
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