| JUz my 2 cents |
| Nov. 9th World domination for dummies I always wanted to conquer the world and contrary to popular beleif, its very easy. In fact, I'm carrying out World Domination Plan A already! This is how its done. As u all know, the leaders of the world would never allow me, a 13 year old, to control THEIR world. Therefore, the most logical way to solve this is to get rid of them. No, not assasination. I simply use a system already in place. Its called the U.N. I give these world leaders silly topics to debate about like what underwear they should wear tommorrow or when Ben Affleck is gonna get married. This debate will take countless hours of vetoing and furious rebuttals. While they're busy discussing undergarments, i will be conquering THEIR world. Now, u might think i'll never get an army big enough to defeat America, the super power of the world. No problem! All i have to do is tell Bush that theres a big reserve of oil in lets say, Bahrain. The Bush administration will then merrily invent fake evidence about dangerous weapons and Ant-rax (a disease which only affects ants, contrary to popular belief). (I am in no way suggesting that they did this before) Bush and his friend... the Brit, will send off their armies to Bahrain where they will realise that the 1k square km large country has hardly enough space to fight a war on and has ZERO natural resources. While their army is out, i will make a deal with the mafia and with them, i will promptly take over America. OR, i could rig the next elections and bring the rightful president to the supreme court and force a recount and then sabotage all the votes. (I am not suggesting any president has ever done this before) With America under my control, the rest of the world is as easy as killing a cockroach. I hope u enjoyed my guide but remember, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. |