5. "I'm Just a Teenage Drag-Queen Baby"
4. "Cock DJ"
3. "Porn Angels On Dirtbikes"
2. "Hanson's Instructions to good Mmmbopping in bed."
1. "Hairballs"
5. "Scream 3" - Taylor was originally up to the role of Jenny McCarthy's character Sarah Darling, but casting unfortunately discovered Taylor is in fact male..
4. "Big Daddy" - Zac was originally cast as Julian before his grown spurt but was dropped after refusing to pee against a door.
3. "American Beauty" - Isaac was originally cast in for the part of Ricky but dropped it at the last minute when he discovered his character didn't get to make out with Mena Suvari.
2. "Cruel Intentions" - Taylor was up for this role until he discovered Sarah Michelle Geller was in it...and dropped it out of disgust at the thought of having to grope her boob in one particular scene.
1. "American Pie" - Isaac was originally cast as Jim but a mysterious allergy to apple pie kept him from playing out the role.
5. "Mmmplop"
4. "Strange"
3. "Johnny's Dead"
2. "Hanson's Back - Alright"
1. "Deliver The Blow"
5. Nipple Rings
4. Fishnet Shirts
3. Fishnet TIGHTS
2. Bright white skintight crotch hugging pants/trousers (Bee Gee Wannabe Pants)
1. DRESSES
5. Playin' with me (Speechless)
4. Deliver the blow (Speechless)
3. All I think about is your hands, your face and all these lonely nights (If Only)
2. She breaks the silence with a move of her hips (Look At You)
1. If you're ever lonely you can call on me (Ever Lonely - why you ask? Think PHONESEX)
5. "I'm a guitar that hasn't been played in a while, wanna strum me and see what sort of tune I play?"
4. "I really love the way you hold your drumstick..."
3. "The way you play that harmonica really turns me on!"
2. "The way you press your mouth against that microphone sometimes looks really suggestive..."
1. "One time at band-camp..."
10. "I have a girlfriend."
9. "I have a boyfriend!"
8. "Here's my car license plate number, my home address, my private email address, my beeper number, my cellular phone number, my home phone number and my voice mail number. Oh, and here's the code for our security alarm at home."
7. "We share underwear and tube socks!"
6. "Yeah, we're gonna have Jessica and Avery join the band so we can change our band name to 'the Hanson 5ive'."
5. "I love it when bras land on my head while I'm performing and there are showers of panties flying through the air."
4. "We love The Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore and 5ive...we idolize them, we have all their CD's!"
3. "I'm not a virgin, in fact, I sleep around alot. Hey, since you're asking how about you and me--"
2. "Yeah, that picture of Taylor wanking on the couch is real. In fact, y'know what? We posted it on the internet ourselves."
1. "One time at band-camp..."
5. "Can't Stop" - Misunderstood - "I'm horny day and night" - instead of "I'm running day or night"
4. "Mmmbop" - Misunderstood - "I'm gay, yeah" - instead of "Oh, yeah"
3. "Mmmbop" - Misunderstood - "Only want a piece of ass" - instead of "only one or two will last"
2. "This Time Around" - Misunderstood - "You can't say I didn't get it up all the way" - Instead of "You can't say I didn't give it I won't wait another minute"
and the number one Hanson sexually misunderstood lyric
1. "Look at You" - Misunderstood - "Kick off your shoes get on the floor, I'll show you what a condoms for" - instead of "kick off your shoes, get on the floor, this is what we came here for"
5. "Mmmbop Me"
4. "Wanna Hold My Drumstick?"
3. "Wanna help me plant my seed?"
2. "Isn't it Hard..." (think "Weird")
1. "I Will Cum To You"
10. Makin' Music
9. Banging the drumstick
8. Tickling the ivories
7. Strumming the Guitar
6. Literally "Playing with me"
5. Turning the one eyed goose loose
4. Beating the tamborine
3. Choking Kermit
2. Practising "Ooohing"
1. Bottling Love
They Say: "I don't have a girlfriend"
They Mean: "Does my hand count?"
They Say: "This music video is very interesting"
They Mean: "Whoah - look at the size of that chick's tits!"
They Say: "The fans are very dedicated"
They Mean: "I could have my pick of any I wanted to do."
They Say: "Backstreet Boys are...very dedicated to what they do and they do it well"
They Mean: "A bunch of faggot cocksuckers who have orgies every night"
They Say: "Who do I like more Christina or Britney? Well I think, you know I don't know them so I don't know."
They Mean: "Who cares - I'd fuck either of them if they offered - and if they both offered at the same time...EVEN BETTER!"
They Say: "We don't have time for girlfriends right now."
They Mean: "It's easier to have alot of one night stands on the road and get away with it if we say we don't have girlfriends."
They Say: "I'm a virgin."
They Mean: "Is it considered all the way if you only cum in her mouth??"
