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The Big List of Misunderstood Lyrics |
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| "Turn me loose like a one-eyed purple moose" - "Look At You" (thanks Laur! |
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| "Kick off your shoes, get on the floor, this is what we're waiting for" - "Look At You |
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| "I'm horny day and night" - "Can't Stop" (We know you are, Tay. |
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| "I'm gay, yeah" - "MMMBop" (Are you, Tay? Boy, THATS gonna disappoint some fans! |
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| "Where's the fighting?" - "Where's the Love" (if he's wondering where all the fighting is then he's never been to the Hansonline Forums... |
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| "Hello Gonnorhea" - "Song To Sing" (This boy has problems... |
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| "I control every breath that you're breathing" - "Runaway Run"(control freak! |
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| "Until we reach that water stand" - "River" (anyone feel thirsty? |
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| "And as usual with long black satin lace" - "Runaway Run" (Who thinks Taylor was thinking of Porn? |
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| "Come into me" - "Runaway Run" (I'm coming baby!! |
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| "And now I lay here broken heart and in defeat" - "Runaway Run |
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| "You gotta keep on trying til your heart aches girl" - "Ever Lonely |
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| "I'll never see those people again in my whole life" - "Stories" (who thinks he has a fear of abandonment? |
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| "Give this man a leash to pull his life" - "MMMBop" (Here, Tay! Fetch!!! Goooood Boyyyy |
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| "You're retiring with an old cigar" - "Song To Sing |
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| "Kick off your shoes, get on the floor, this is what a condoms for" - "Look At You" (yeah, show me what they're for baby! |
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| "Only wanted to relax" - "MMMBop" (doesn't everyone? |
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"It's easy, oh" - "MMMBop" (if they can do it ANYONE can! |
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"You have so many frustrations in this life, you only want to relax" - "MMMBop |
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"Keep on trying til your heart gets full" - "Ever Lonely" (Full of WHAT?! |
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| "As we walked into the sofa down the hall" - "Runaway Run" (that's gotta HURT |
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| "Cheesy-oh" - "MMMBop" (some might say that song IS |
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| "I'd rather be dust" - "This Time Around" (I wouldn't mind polishing you off, Ike :) |
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| "Carrying Sherry Lue" - "Thinking of You" (and WHO the fuck is THAT?! |
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| "Harper county stress" - "With You In Your Dreams" (lol, this is cracking me up. |
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| "Did you see the man with the cold cantelope" - "Sure About It" (he's seeing things again |
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| "Did you see the man with the cloak halo" - "Sure About It" (See...I told you he was seeing things again |
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| "MMMBop, my hippie time!" - "MMMBop" (I seriously wonder... |
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| "It's getting colder in the streets where I lie" - "This Time Around" (Oh, Alright then, come on inside |
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| "Wouldn't you lettuce dye, lettuce dye, now" - "Hand In Hand" (What colour, Ike? |
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| "MMMBop, too young, ba du wop" - "MMMBop" (lol, weird. |
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| "Kerry Ann and Sharry Lou" - "Thinking Of You" (two timer!! |
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| "Where's the loaf, there's not enough" - "Where's the Love" (with a family that big I'm not surprised! |
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| "You can't say we didn't get it up all the way" - "This Time Around" (get some Viagra guys |
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| "And you're my dog fred" - "Can't Stop" (Woof |
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| "In my arms in bed" - "If Only" (Oooh, Tay |
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"They run around in underwear and they're not ashamed" - "Man from Milwaukee" (Sounds like my little cousins David and Sarah |
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| "Do you love me, man I'm pretty" - "In The City" (Yes, Tay, you ARE |
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| "Maybe some day I will find some weed" - "Runaway Run" (and when you do...remember and let me know |
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| "I can't find that bitch" - "Hand In Hand" (Look harder |
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| "Take a long road, buckle up, so you'd always know" - "Love Song |
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| "I wish that I was dead" - "I Wish that I was There" (I wonder if Zac declares that often |
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| "People say that we're sweet tarts dishing nothing" - "Stories" (I didn't come up with most of these - some other people did - scary warped people... |
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| "I want it day and night" - "Can't Stop |
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"All you're missing is a Hardees Store"; - "Sure About It" (Where can I find one, Tay?)
"I guess that I'm hungry cause baby it shows" - "Speechless" (Yes, Tay it really DOES show. |
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| "I can tell by your breath that you're breathing" - "Runaway Run" (that's a good sign, Tay, at least you're not into necrophilia |
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| "Marry one you know with a young girls heart" - "Love Song" (I HAVE A YOUNG HEART, IKE! |
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"I screwed off" - "Everybody Knows The Claus" (according to surveys everybody does, Tay |
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| "We're waiting for the right time to be groovy" - "Where's The Love" (sent in by [email protected] - Thanks!) |
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| "I love it when you start your heavy breathing" - "Runaway Run" - (ever notice how after knowing these misheard lyrics when you hear the songs you can't help but think of the misheard lyric of what Hanson sing and burst out laughing?! I was listening to my Discman on the bus when I was going to Leith to sign on and I was listening to "Can't Stop" and all I can remember hearing was "I'm Horny Day And Night" and I burst out laughing and everyone looked at me like I was crazy! LOL.) |
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"I Screwed aw' fanny" - "Everybody Knows The Claus" - (sent in by Melissa Talbot)
"Get it on, get it on baby" - "Cried" - (sent in by Melissa Talbot)
"You can't say I didn't get laid" - "This Time Around" - (sent in by Mary W)
"We'll Have sex forever" - "Love Song" (sent in by Anna K - this lyric has just convinced me more definately that Ike is da man!!! :) )
"I'm having horny dreams" - "With You In Your Dreams" (Hmm, Taylor definately seems open enough, lol)
"I will beat it for you" - "Ever Lonely" (Ooooh, lol, beat it baby, yeah!!!)
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| "You can't say I didn't get it up, I won't rape another midget..."- This Time Around (Scary. This came from Zacky Farms) |
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"Cos I'm in you now, yeah" - "If Only" (Donated by [email protected])
"It's getting colder near this bitch where I lie" - "This Time Around" (Donated by [email protected])
"I rock the boat cos I need to get wet" - "You Never Know" (Donated by Sarah-Marie)
"When it comes to reindeer you know your own ass and mine" - "Run, Run Rudolph" (donated by Lori G) |
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