The Driver
Name: Kyle Burns
Height: 5.10 3/4
Weight: 176 lbs
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Dirty-Blonde
Birthdate: June 8, 1983
Place of birth/residence: Rehoboth, MA
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Merchandiser
Graduated: Dighton-Rehoboth Regional Vocational High School (automotive) Class of 2002
Personality Traits: Easy going, determined, perfectionist, desire to be succesful, quick witted sense of humor, uncanny problem-solving ability, creative.
Hobbies (aside from racing): Corvettes, old muscle cars, custom trucks, mini golf, golf driving range w/friends, F1, bowling, hanging out, travelling, fishing, laser tag, bars, having and going to parties and playing with 2 dogs(Lucy and Ozzy). He is a devoted Corvette fanatic (since age 5) who has vowed that he will race only Corvettes as long as he lives. Kyle also lives in a full Chevrolet household, where all 4 vehicles in the driveway are Chevrolets. He has also vowed he will only own Chevrolets as long he lives. His other favorite car is the older Chevy Camaros.
Favorite Corvette: "I think the 1963 Split-Windows are the best looking. I love them, I hope to someday own one. But, I also wouldn't mind one of them new Z06's."
Favorite TV shows: Monster Jam, On the Edge, IHRA Racing, Simpsons, King of The Hill, Viva La Bam and Deadwood
Favorite Type of Food: Southern/BBQ
Favorite Soda: Cherry Coke
Favorite Color: Green, but not on a Corvette that is '97 or newer.
Favorite Music Type: Country/Southern Rock
Favorite NASCAR drivers: Dale Earnhardt Jr and Tony Stewart
Favorite Website: http://www.corvetteforum.com
Other Info
Career Statistics
Burns is the
owner, driver, and head wrench.
Quotes
"This is the 6'th final I've lost in a row. It's still a good day, but runner-up is first loser. I really wish this streak would end..Well..Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first."
"We did it, finally ended the final round losing streak. I was getting sick of choking right at the end."
"I have my first co-driver today. I found a Toucan Sam figure in a box of Fruit Loops this morning, he's sitting in my passenger seat all seat-belted in and ready to go..." (Later that day)....I fell asleep on the starting line.....Toucan Sam is FIRED!!"
"Who can believe what he says anyways, he's got more shit in him than a Thanksgiving Turkey."
"What happened to the septic system at this place, it wreaks over here...The smell could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon."
"Mistakes are a part of life, learn from them, but don't dwell upon them. "
"Thinking is the ugly head of evil."
"It's hard to move forward in life when you keep staring into the rear-view mirror."
"Helluva day today...Party at my house!"
"I'm ready to go racing!!!BOOGITY!!! BOOGITY!!!! BOOGITY!!! GIT-R-DONE!!!!"
