((Don't pay any attention to the rating, it's a PG-13 at the most, unless you're really uncomfortable with the word sex, but I think I'll rate it XXX, just because it sounds good.))

Goku was sparring with Vegeta in the hyperbolic time chamber, Gohan and Piccolo were training in a mysterious place in the middle of nowhere, and everyone else was lost in oblivion. ((They won't be in this story at all, they are lost in oblivion))

"Kakarot, I'm going to blast you into.....THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled as he fired a Big Bang attack at Goku. It grazed his hair, a few black strands falling in front of his face.

"Dang you to the home for infinite losers, Vegeta! Chi Chi just gave me a haircut!" Goku said, frowning.

"Oh, well, that's too bad Kakarot! Looks like your mate's going to have to give you another one," Vegeta replied, smirking. Goku rubbed his stomach and sighed.

"Man, I'm really hungry. I'm going to go home to get something to eat," Goku said, before setting off towards his house, flying for almost an hour though his house was actually pretty near. ((Don't ask why he had to fly so long, he probably just wanted to see how slow he could fly.))

He was still in the air, flying around rather aimlessly, though still in a straight line and still in the direction of his house, when he suddenly sensed a super-duper-extraordinarily-gigantic-humongous-omagod-I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter ki. At the exact same time, every other Saiya-jin and, of course, Piccolo, sensed this super-duper-extraordinarily-gigantic-humongous-omagod-I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter ki, and they set off towards the source, making very pretty streaks across the extremely cheery bright blue sky, which began clouding over as they reached the spaceship of the owner of the super-duper-extraordinarily-gigantic-humongous-omagod-I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter ki. What stepped out was the most surprising of all! It was, in this exact order, a bright pink form 2,999 Freeza, form 69,000 Koola, a Super Saiya-jin stage 49er Saiya-jin, who was, of course, a female, and, last but not least, a girl with blue-gray hair and black eyes, who was, of course, a human who oddly ended up with all the other people, even though she was not in the least bit helpful, as all she ever did was sit at a computer and try to write stories. Her name is Chaser.

Now, here is how they all got together.

*Begin hazy fuzzy foggy flashback sequence, with a deep, masculine voice narrating*

After being destroyed by Trunks, Freeza was wished back to life by some mysterious person who used the never before heard of Ultra Mega Super Cool Planet Namek 2.0 Dragonballs. This same mysterious person wished back Koola, since those particular Dragonballs can grant as many wishes as you want, as long as you don't wish for peace. You even think about wishing for interstellar peace, and KABOOOOOOM!!!!!! You go straight to the home for infinite losers and you rot there forever, until someone else uses the Ultra Mega Super Cool Planet Namek 2.0 Dragonballs to wish you back. Anyways, the Saiya-jin woman, who was extremely sexy, with a teeny tiny waist, a curvy butt, and the biggest boobs you've ever seen, all encased in skin tight spandex, well she had just been floating around space in a Saiya-jin pod for no reason at all, until she tried to turn around to radio someone, when her super curvy body accidentally shot her little pod straight at Freeza and Koola's ship. ((Their ship just popped out of nowhere.))

Of course, with her being so sexy, they just had to let her on their ship, and once they found out she could go Super Saiya-jin stage 49er, well, they damn well couldn't just let her run off anywhere. ((Besides, they liked sparring with her a whole lot.))

And Chaser, like it was mentioned before, just popped outta nowhere, like the space ship! ((No, wait, scratch that! Chaser gave them the space ship when she popped outta nowhere!!! Ha! That works!))

Then they all decided to take over Earth, since it was such a pretty planet, all blue and green, with little swirls of white, and lots of cherries and chocolate sauce. So they came, and now let's end flashback!

*End hazy fuzzy foggy flashback sequence and narrating voice*

The Super Saiya-jin stage 49er hot sexy woman flew up to Vegeta, rubbed up against him, murmured something in his ear, and they went off to have wild crazy monkey sex in Vegeta's cherry red convertible. Meanwhile, Freeza and Koola destroyed everyone, though they were still alive. ((They were destroyed, yet still alive...maybe Freeza and Koola used psycho-cology to destroy their will to fight, ever think of that?!))

All this time, Chaser was sitting at a computer that popped out of nowhere, and was typing up her history report, since it was due the next day.

Anyways, things were looking pretty bad, when, also out of nowhere, a Super Saiya-jin stage 69 Mirai no Trunks popped out of nowhere and killed Freeza, Koola, and Chaser. He didn't want to see his father having wild crazy monkey sex in his convertible, so he left Vegeta and the Super Saiya-jin stage 49er hot sexy woman alone.

So, Mirai no Trunks went home, everyone was wished back with the Ultra Mega Super Cool Planet Namek 2.0 Dragonballs, and Vegeta and his hot sexy Super Saiya-jin stage 49er woman are still, to this very day, having sex in his convertible.

The End