Welcome to Alissa's Quote of the Day. My daughter Alissa says something funny or just something cute almost every day. So, I just thought I would share it with you all.

I hope you enjoyed today's quote. I'm still laughing about it.

Here are some more of Alissa's quotes.

"Mommy, I wanna be a superhero."
"Make me a girl cheese."
"Jack caught a fishy in a little dishy. And the pig ate it."
"Awww! He's a angel!"
"Where's the microwave?"
"I say to your baby, 'Happy Valentines, baby!'"
"I get bigger and bigger and I go to school."
"Mommy, you're not fat anymore."
"I need a choo-choo train for my Barbie dolls!"
"Open your ear so I can look in it... Nothin' in the brain."
"No, Mommy, it's snow."
"Chilly Chilly, Bang Bang"
"I go to the kitchen and then I go to the living room and lay down on the couch. I lay my head down on the pillow and I go to sleep... Honk-shoo."
"Her don't need a bra. Her don't got no boobies."
"Look, Mommy. We got those. They're yummy. It's dog food."
"Nina's going to coddissery?!?"
"I want my dog food."

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