Warning!
Little green men have invaded the planet and as you activated the invasion they are heading straight for your home. 
Be warned.  They may carry outer space weaponry and will use it if you do not agree to their demands.
You must do as they say and not under any circumstances must you say the words gymnasium or pork pie.
Try to remain panicked at all times as they can smell your calm.
Good luck.
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