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| Merry Christmas Everyone! |
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| The Mummer's Song |
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| Hark, whats the noise out by the porch door Granny tis mummers, there's 20 or more Her old withered face lightens up with a grin "any mummers nice mummers 'loud in?" Come in lovely mummers don't bother the snow We can wipe up the water sure after ya goes Sit if ya can or on some mummers kneww Lets see if ya know who ya be There's big ones and small ones,Tall ones and thin Boys dressed as women and girls dressed as men With humps on their backs and mitts on their feet My blessed we'll die with the heat. There's only one there that i think that i knows That tall feller standing or long side the stove He's shaking his fist for to make me not tell Must be Willy from out on the hill. Now that ones a stranger if there ever was one With his underwear stuffed and his trap door undone Is he wearing his mothers big 42 bra? I knows but i'm not gonna say Don't spose you fine mummers would turn down a drop No homebrew of alce whatever ya got Not the one with his rubber boots on the wrong feet He's enough for to do him all week Spose you can danse yes they all nod their heads They've been tapping their feet ever since they came in Now that the drinks have been all passed around The mummers are planking her down Hold on to the lamp and be careful the stove Don't swing Granny hard cuz u know that she's old No need to care how you buckles the floor Cuz mummers have dancedd her before My God, how hot is it, we'd better go I allow we'll all catch the devils own cold Good night and good christmas mummers me dears Please God we will see you next yer Good night and good christmas mummers me dears, Please god we will see you next year! |
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| Special Note 2 Sara & Ashley.V.: The Mummers Are Coming! |
| Here's Wishing all my buddies a VERY Merry Christmas! Hope Santa is good to y'es all! Party Hardy! Sara, I'll be down for Christmas Dinner! |
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