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Reaction of students to BMW

Ateneo- may dad has one like that
DLSU- Dad buy me naman that
UP- Dad, that is not worth buying
UST- wow, dad, cool car
AMA- itay pakodak tayo sa tabi!!!

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Expressions of Schools

Ateneo- Whatever
DLSU- duh!
Assumption- oh my god!
UST- gosh!
UP- ganon?
AMA- chuvachuchu

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Tawag sa mga estudyante

Ateneo- Atenista
DLSU- Lasalista or La Sallite
UP- taga-UP
Assumption- Assumptionista
UST- Thomasian
San Beda- Bedan
AMA- Jolinians

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Parlor

ADMU- frank provost
La salle- roger craig
CSB- paradigm
CRC- bcbg
UST- davis deowhitener
FEU- ricky reyes
AMA- rejoice portable sink with paolo bediodes

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Bags

ADMU- nine west
La salle- esprit
CRC- polo
Assumption- prada
UP- ucb
UST- native bags
AMA- guess.. ...what? plastic bag

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Month

DLSU- february(hearts day)
CRC- december(holidays)
Ateneo- march(graduation)
AMA- april(boys) IDOL!!!

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gimik

DLSU- abgs
ADMU- fatwillys
Beda- mars
CEU- padis
UST- chatterbox
AMA- di nyo kami maaapi ngayon sa hardrock kami! may concert si jolina! beeh!

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Reaction pagnawalan ng wallet

ADMU- fuck! my credit cards are there
DLSU- shit! i have 5,000 bucks
UST- pare yung driver's license ko
AMA- punyemas, yung picture ni jolina!

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Reaction after looking at a Sauna Showroom

La salle- ganda ng #69
UP- ok si 74
UST- yun magaling sa kama
ADMU- #8 nagbi-BJ
AMA- shit alis na tayo si #1 ate ko

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pag may kaaway

CRC- aikido
ADMU- judo
DLSU- taekwondo
UST- boxing
AMA- sayunachi...sayonachi...sayonachinelas ko...TAKBO!

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Cellphone orders in Greenhills

La salle- 8810 please
ADMU- five housing for my 3210
UP- car charger nga
UST- extra battery
UE- two pieces of P1,000 GLOBE cards
AMA- (pabulong) may brochure kayo?

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Expressions pag nakakuha ng funny txt

ADMU- hahaha, funny
DLSU- yeah, right
UP- tangna OK to ah
AMA- tangna tayo na naman ang pinag-uusapan ah!

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Reaction ng marinig ang new txt scheme

La salle- bad trip
ADMU- shit
UST- bwisit
CKSC- piaw si eh
FEU- diyahe naman
AMA- yes, wala ng mang-aasar sa atin

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Reaction of students to BMW

Ateneo- may dad has one like that
DLSU- Dad buy me naman that
UP- Dad, that is not worth buying
UST- wow, dad, cool car
AMA- itay pakodak tayo sa tabi!!!

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Favorite car

ADMU: benz
Beda- bugati
DLSU- acura
UST- ferrari
UP- jaguar
AMA- tangna tama na STI naman, kaya nga pabor kami sa metering ng text!!!
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