Top Ten Reasons Dirt Track Racing           is more fun than asphalt

10. No four hour, 500 mile marathons.

   9. Tickets don't cost $85.

   8. Two Words: ''Slide jobs''.
  
   7. Beer goes down faster at night.

   6. Only green flag laps count.

   5. No ''follow the leader''.

   4. The race is won on the track, not in the pits.

   3. Two more words: ''Eldora Speedway''.

   2. Dirt tastes better than asphalt in your beer.

       And the #1 reason dirt track            racing is better than asphalt:

Restrictor Plates are for WHIMPS!